Yeah vegan food ain't bad fellas we should try it
Specially with Salmon but don't tell the grass-munchers that

#THFC #COYS I caught him in the gents at the Vitality last night and when he pulled his trousers and pants all the way down to have a piss at the stalls, I saw clear as day, an Ian Wright branded g-string.

A thread about why and how all the love interests in Mass Effect are just the dating history and opportunities of a middle-aged man stuck in a rift.
I'm imagining Commander Shepherd is that recently divorced dude you work with who thinks now he's single, the world's his oyster.