Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

All of this is a result of
the history channel deciding ice road trucker picker men reality TV was more important than day after day playing a constant stream of reminders of Hitler’s playbook

02:30AM
Christmas Eve.
Step 17 of 42 in the construction process of my 20 month year old son’s “play kitchen.”

I think taking him to Lowe’s to buy an oven and sink tomorrow would just be easier.

Turned 42 today. Sat and reflected on it being 21 years ago that I turned 21. I have very few memories of going out drinking on that night many years ago.

I’m so embarrassed by my behavior back then.

I should have gone harder. Punched cop.
Shit in a storm drain.
I didn’t lean into it.

Call me crazy, but I think every person selected for a cabinet level position should, at a minimum, have the same vetting as new US military service members.

Strip naked. Duck walk.
And lastly a very, very old doctor should shine a flashlight on their butthole.

@iboudreau.bsky.social Hello old friend. It’s good to see you here as I try to navigate this new to me platform. I’m glad to see you’re doing well!

Paramedics should be allowed to go back to people's houses and say "Remember when I saved your life? Yeah. I need help moving a couch."