Matt Summers
@mattsummersauthor.bsky.social
Author, Father, Husband and I.T. guy. On any given day, the highest priority of that list varies WIDELY.
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Always fun making a new Pinned post. For those curious or wanting to justify the "author" part of my name, here are my novel series.
The Dreamwalker series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CJPN54
And the War of the Lich series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B08XW88YR5
The Dreamwalker series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CJPN54
And the War of the Lich series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B08XW88YR5
I don't care how old you are - having your dentist call and reschedule your appointment makes the little kid voice inside your head go "... yay!"
February 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don't care how old you are - having your dentist call and reschedule your appointment makes the little kid voice inside your head go "... yay!"
February 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Note to self. If you say you're wife's new tea is "not bad. Kinda tastes like that apple cinnamon candle you always burn", she will NOT take that as a compliment.
February 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Note to self. If you say you're wife's new tea is "not bad. Kinda tastes like that apple cinnamon candle you always burn", she will NOT take that as a compliment.
Welp, that's it. The final sign of the apocalypse. Hmm? Politics? No.
Chicken noodle-flavored lozenges.
www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...
Chicken noodle-flavored lozenges.
www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...
Soup You Can Suck On: Introducing Progresso Soup Drops, the Ultimate Cold and Flu Season Comfort
It’s Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup like you never expected — a convenient, on-the-go soup experience available this National Soup Month.
www.generalmills.com
January 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Welp, that's it. The final sign of the apocalypse. Hmm? Politics? No.
Chicken noodle-flavored lozenges.
www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...
Chicken noodle-flavored lozenges.
www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...
I don't care how refined your tastes get over the years. Sometime you just want a hot dog and Kraft Mac and Cheese
January 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't care how refined your tastes get over the years. Sometime you just want a hot dog and Kraft Mac and Cheese
Can you name the only Rocky movie that doesn't star Sylvester Stallone?
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course. :D
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course. :D
January 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Can you name the only Rocky movie that doesn't star Sylvester Stallone?
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course. :D
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course. :D
Well, SOMEONE is enjoying Christmas. :). She may be an old kitty but she just can't resist the siren call of wrapping paper.
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Well, SOMEONE is enjoying Christmas. :). She may be an old kitty but she just can't resist the siren call of wrapping paper.
Making curry for lunch and my wife decided to make Muddy Buddies (note - YUM)
This is... Quite a collection of smells.
This is... Quite a collection of smells.
December 22, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Making curry for lunch and my wife decided to make Muddy Buddies (note - YUM)
This is... Quite a collection of smells.
This is... Quite a collection of smells.
Had a great morning in #zzz . Lost my 50/50 in my first 10pull, getting a 5star I didn't have yet. Got Miyabi in the next 60 pulls, snagged the free Harumasa, then lucked out and got Miyabi's WEngine to boot. Not every day I get 4 5stars in a single day. :D
December 18, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Had a great morning in #zzz . Lost my 50/50 in my first 10pull, getting a 5star I didn't have yet. Got Miyabi in the next 60 pulls, snagged the free Harumasa, then lucked out and got Miyabi's WEngine to boot. Not every day I get 4 5stars in a single day. :D
Question.
Is it still considered losing Whamageddon if you hear "Last Christmas" by a different artist?
Is it still considered losing Whamageddon if you hear "Last Christmas" by a different artist?
December 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Question.
Is it still considered losing Whamageddon if you hear "Last Christmas" by a different artist?
Is it still considered losing Whamageddon if you hear "Last Christmas" by a different artist?
Person on TV : "you hoo!"
My daughter "... Big summer blowout!"
... And now we're watching Frozen. :)
My daughter "... Big summer blowout!"
... And now we're watching Frozen. :)
December 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Person on TV : "you hoo!"
My daughter "... Big summer blowout!"
... And now we're watching Frozen. :)
My daughter "... Big summer blowout!"
... And now we're watching Frozen. :)
I read manga for many reasons. I love the stories, differing viewpoints from parts of the world I've never visited, some of the various themes explored within, etc.
Also, scenes like this.
Also, scenes like this.
December 13, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I read manga for many reasons. I love the stories, differing viewpoints from parts of the world I've never visited, some of the various themes explored within, etc.
Also, scenes like this.
Also, scenes like this.
"Matt, I can't find that shortcut you set up for me."
I put it on your desktop, I even showed you where it was last time I was in there.
"Oh, that's right."
*long pause*
"... which window is my desktop again?"
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I put it on your desktop, I even showed you where it was last time I was in there.
"Oh, that's right."
*long pause*
"... which window is my desktop again?"
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December 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
"Matt, I can't find that shortcut you set up for me."
I put it on your desktop, I even showed you where it was last time I was in there.
"Oh, that's right."
*long pause*
"... which window is my desktop again?"
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I put it on your desktop, I even showed you where it was last time I was in there.
"Oh, that's right."
*long pause*
"... which window is my desktop again?"
...
*logs into playstation* Huh, Beat Saber had an update. Might as well see what's new, since it's been a while.
... huh. They changed the background. Kinda cool... neat thunder/lightning effect.
... Wait. METALLICA pack?!
*fastest purchase east of the Mississippi*
... huh. They changed the background. Kinda cool... neat thunder/lightning effect.
... Wait. METALLICA pack?!
*fastest purchase east of the Mississippi*
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 AM
*logs into playstation* Huh, Beat Saber had an update. Might as well see what's new, since it's been a while.
... huh. They changed the background. Kinda cool... neat thunder/lightning effect.
... Wait. METALLICA pack?!
*fastest purchase east of the Mississippi*
... huh. They changed the background. Kinda cool... neat thunder/lightning effect.
... Wait. METALLICA pack?!
*fastest purchase east of the Mississippi*
I'm a big fan of isekai stories/manga/anime/etc, but one thing that always pulls me out of the immersion is when a character from the other world says something like "Where on Earth", "What on Earth," etc.
Almost universally, their world isn't called Earth. So this phrasing is nonsensical. :)
Almost universally, their world isn't called Earth. So this phrasing is nonsensical. :)
December 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I'm a big fan of isekai stories/manga/anime/etc, but one thing that always pulls me out of the immersion is when a character from the other world says something like "Where on Earth", "What on Earth," etc.
Almost universally, their world isn't called Earth. So this phrasing is nonsensical. :)
Almost universally, their world isn't called Earth. So this phrasing is nonsensical. :)
The feeling you get when you forget which Amazon account you're logged into, and accidentally order Christmas presents on your work account.
I can hear my boss now. "What the HECK is Cards Against Humanity?!?"
... uh... team... bonding exercises? yeah, that's it.
I can hear my boss now. "What the HECK is Cards Against Humanity?!?"
... uh... team... bonding exercises? yeah, that's it.
December 5, 2024 at 7:49 PM
The feeling you get when you forget which Amazon account you're logged into, and accidentally order Christmas presents on your work account.
I can hear my boss now. "What the HECK is Cards Against Humanity?!?"
... uh... team... bonding exercises? yeah, that's it.
I can hear my boss now. "What the HECK is Cards Against Humanity?!?"
... uh... team... bonding exercises? yeah, that's it.
Always fun making a new Pinned post. For those curious or wanting to justify the "author" part of my name, here are my novel series.
The Dreamwalker series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CJPN54
And the War of the Lich series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B08XW88YR5
The Dreamwalker series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CJPN54
And the War of the Lich series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B08XW88YR5
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Always fun making a new Pinned post. For those curious or wanting to justify the "author" part of my name, here are my novel series.
The Dreamwalker series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CJPN54
And the War of the Lich series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B08XW88YR5
The Dreamwalker series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CJPN54
And the War of the Lich series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B08XW88YR5
Me: Man, my tinnitus apparently outsourced to a new vendor. That obnoxious noise is 10 bazillion decibels louder today and it feels like someone stuffed cotton in both ears. Gonna be a fun day.
My friend: That sounds terrible.
Me: ...
Gotta love accidental puns.
My friend: That sounds terrible.
Me: ...
Gotta love accidental puns.
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Me: Man, my tinnitus apparently outsourced to a new vendor. That obnoxious noise is 10 bazillion decibels louder today and it feels like someone stuffed cotton in both ears. Gonna be a fun day.
My friend: That sounds terrible.
Me: ...
Gotta love accidental puns.
My friend: That sounds terrible.
Me: ...
Gotta love accidental puns.
Welp. Hello, yet another site to use that I'll totally get lost on. :D Granted, I left Twitter a while ago - never used it and boy howdy did things get ugly in a hurry there.
No ugly here that I've seen so far. :)
No ugly here that I've seen so far. :)
December 5, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Welp. Hello, yet another site to use that I'll totally get lost on. :D Granted, I left Twitter a while ago - never used it and boy howdy did things get ugly in a hurry there.
No ugly here that I've seen so far. :)
No ugly here that I've seen so far. :)