Matt Smith
@mattsmithereens.bsky.social
10lbs of ass in a 5lb pair of trousers
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Yo. Where are you finding this $3.24 gas?
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yo. Where are you finding this $3.24 gas?
I wish I still drank Starbucks, so I could not drink Starbucks
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I wish I still drank Starbucks, so I could not drink Starbucks
Imagine getting so upset in 300 characters that you threaten someone with death...
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Imagine getting so upset in 300 characters that you threaten someone with death...
The markets have already moved on... anyone (ie China) who takes the time and effort to set up a different supplier isn't going to return to the problematic one... especially if they're less than 4 years from losing their mind at any given point
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The markets have already moved on... anyone (ie China) who takes the time and effort to set up a different supplier isn't going to return to the problematic one... especially if they're less than 4 years from losing their mind at any given point
The markets aren't coming back. The markets will go with stability. Even regime change won't bring them back at this point because the US has shown itself to forever be less than 4 years away from losing its marbles at any given point
September 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The markets aren't coming back. The markets will go with stability. Even regime change won't bring them back at this point because the US has shown itself to forever be less than 4 years away from losing its marbles at any given point
loving this spat of Right on Right crime
September 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
loving this spat of Right on Right crime
it has layers. Like a bigot onion
September 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
it has layers. Like a bigot onion
yes, but...
a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
yes, but...
"Political disagreement" is doing some heavy lifting here
September 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"Political disagreement" is doing some heavy lifting here
Mine died when I was away for a weekend and I came home and thought my cat died
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Mine died when I was away for a weekend and I came home and thought my cat died
And now the US has moved on to extracting wealth from its own citizens. Fun times!
September 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And now the US has moved on to extracting wealth from its own citizens. Fun times!
That's because a lot of Europe has viable public transit, you bag of hair
September 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That's because a lot of Europe has viable public transit, you bag of hair
sorta want to order one of those "What's right is right and what's wrong is wrong no matter who you are - Buford Pusser" coffee mugs they're selling
August 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
sorta want to order one of those "What's right is right and what's wrong is wrong no matter who you are - Buford Pusser" coffee mugs they're selling
Yeah, don't. Lawyer every time. They will fuck you otherwise
August 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yeah, don't. Lawyer every time. They will fuck you otherwise
I'd pin prick me. I'd pin prick me so hard
July 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'd pin prick me. I'd pin prick me so hard
Oh, cool. Everything's fixed now
July 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh, cool. Everything's fixed now
Same reason Robert Moses designed the tunnels out to the nice beaches in NYC to be too small for busses to pass... to keep those spaces exclusive to those of means
July 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Same reason Robert Moses designed the tunnels out to the nice beaches in NYC to be too small for busses to pass... to keep those spaces exclusive to those of means