Matt Smith
@mattsmithereens.bsky.social
10lbs of ass in a 5lb pair of trousers
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It's fitting to learn that Dick Cheney died by seeing memes clowning on him while I was sitting on the toilet
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's fitting to learn that Dick Cheney died by seeing memes clowning on him while I was sitting on the toilet
Big ups to Disney for running Star Wars and Marvel into the ground so canceling that service didn't really hurt
September 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Big ups to Disney for running Star Wars and Marvel into the ground so canceling that service didn't really hurt
As it stands now, Tyler Robinson's life will never be the one he dreamed about and worked so hard to achieve. That is a steep price to pay for 1 second of action out of his 20 plus years of life
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As it stands now, Tyler Robinson's life will never be the one he dreamed about and worked so hard to achieve. That is a steep price to pay for 1 second of action out of his 20 plus years of life
Wonder if Trump is going to send the marines into the lawless dystopia that is Utah and allow them to profile white dudes...
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Wonder if Trump is going to send the marines into the lawless dystopia that is Utah and allow them to profile white dudes...
Happy "Seltzer gets warm before it goes flat" weather to all who celebrate
August 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy "Seltzer gets warm before it goes flat" weather to all who celebrate
Love your life so people mourn you like Ozzy and not like Hulk Hogan
July 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Love your life so people mourn you like Ozzy and not like Hulk Hogan
Instead of the comparatively playful "Alligator Alcatraz" I think "Everglade Abu Ghraib" probably gets the point across better about what's going on there.
Unfortunately chud ghouls would probably appropriate that as a positive nickname as well
Unfortunately chud ghouls would probably appropriate that as a positive nickname as well
July 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Instead of the comparatively playful "Alligator Alcatraz" I think "Everglade Abu Ghraib" probably gets the point across better about what's going on there.
Unfortunately chud ghouls would probably appropriate that as a positive nickname as well
Unfortunately chud ghouls would probably appropriate that as a positive nickname as well
Real talk: just erase those fireworks videos you took yesterday. You still haven't watched the ones you filmed last year
July 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Real talk: just erase those fireworks videos you took yesterday. You still haven't watched the ones you filmed last year
Can't wait for the world to collectively mumble and not apologize to Kneecap and Bob Vylan in a decade a'la what happened with Sinead O'Connor
July 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Can't wait for the world to collectively mumble and not apologize to Kneecap and Bob Vylan in a decade a'la what happened with Sinead O'Connor
This is one of the few days on here where things are fun and we can forget the dread for a cycle. Take it in while you can
June 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is one of the few days on here where things are fun and we can forget the dread for a cycle. Take it in while you can
The Israeli government is fucking evil, but if you use the Happy Merchant / Eternal Jew or other similar racist as all fuck iconography to criticize Zionism, a hearty fuck you because you have lost the fucking plot
June 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Israeli government is fucking evil, but if you use the Happy Merchant / Eternal Jew or other similar racist as all fuck iconography to criticize Zionism, a hearty fuck you because you have lost the fucking plot
Smile everyone, just think about how we're just months away from hearing stories about larping American chuds that volunteered to fight in some makeshift Israeli foreign legion and got absolutely smoked
June 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Smile everyone, just think about how we're just months away from hearing stories about larping American chuds that volunteered to fight in some makeshift Israeli foreign legion and got absolutely smoked
Literally nothing about Minnesota legislators being murdered or Israel and Iran going at it is good except for the fact that it's pushed this Trump parade farce below the fold
June 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Literally nothing about Minnesota legislators being murdered or Israel and Iran going at it is good except for the fact that it's pushed this Trump parade farce below the fold
What is up with both Mike V & the Rats and Black Flag scraping together zoomers to fill out their lineups?
The thought of touring with someone with a 3 decade age difference sounds awful.
The young and old members should just stick together so we end up with half the amount of shitty bands
The thought of touring with someone with a 3 decade age difference sounds awful.
The young and old members should just stick together so we end up with half the amount of shitty bands
May 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What is up with both Mike V & the Rats and Black Flag scraping together zoomers to fill out their lineups?
The thought of touring with someone with a 3 decade age difference sounds awful.
The young and old members should just stick together so we end up with half the amount of shitty bands
The thought of touring with someone with a 3 decade age difference sounds awful.
The young and old members should just stick together so we end up with half the amount of shitty bands
This has aged poorly
Today I'm grateful I was smart enough to go to NYU, but not smart enough to go to Columbia
May 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This has aged poorly
Saw a guy with a STOP THE GENOCIDE sign downtown today and I felt shitty that my first thought was "which one?"
May 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Saw a guy with a STOP THE GENOCIDE sign downtown today and I felt shitty that my first thought was "which one?"
BRB just reinstalling signal so as to have some heads up if Hegseth ever decides to fuck with me
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BRB just reinstalling signal so as to have some heads up if Hegseth ever decides to fuck with me
I think the chronological timeline needs to come back given the firehose of fuckery and indecision that Americans have subjected the world to. Just dipping in and giving a cursory glance is like Schroedinger's tarrifs if you ignore the timestamp.
April 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I think the chronological timeline needs to come back given the firehose of fuckery and indecision that Americans have subjected the world to. Just dipping in and giving a cursory glance is like Schroedinger's tarrifs if you ignore the timestamp.
Given that Fox News has had fuck all to say about the significant protests going on, I hope that their viewers were caught up unaware in some gnarly ass traffic.
April 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Given that Fox News has had fuck all to say about the significant protests going on, I hope that their viewers were caught up unaware in some gnarly ass traffic.
If I talked about politics for 25 hours straight, I'm just saying that Gaza would probably get mentioned at some point.
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If I talked about politics for 25 hours straight, I'm just saying that Gaza would probably get mentioned at some point.
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Well, this is interesting
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Well, this is interesting
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Well, this is interesting
Much clown love
March 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Much clown love
Eating jellybeans and taking supplements and i just bit into my supplements because I'm someone who obviously has his shit together
March 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Eating jellybeans and taking supplements and i just bit into my supplements because I'm someone who obviously has his shit together
Today I'm grateful I was smart enough to go to NYU, but not smart enough to go to Columbia
March 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Today I'm grateful I was smart enough to go to NYU, but not smart enough to go to Columbia
Goddamn it. Are y'all really going to make me a Dropkick Murphys fan now?
March 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Goddamn it. Are y'all really going to make me a Dropkick Murphys fan now?