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MattSaysHoHoHo
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Socialist | ADHD | Tattoos | Arsenal | He/Him
Bradley from S Club 7 once called me an idiot
Pinned
TAX WEALTH NOT WORK
The only thing on the plate I can identify is the carrot
Look at this plate. What do you see? You see fish. Meat. Fruits. Bread.

I look at this plate, yknow what I see?

Opportunity.
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Remember when Starmer was a HUMAN RIGHTS LAWYER
Monday’s @theguardian.com front page: Most sweeping reforms to asylum rules in a generation to be unveiled www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m now even more convinced he did it
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.

That's it.

That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The most tiresome part of the football international break is the resurgence of the Saka is overrated “debate”.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bible thumper
Colin Farrell will star in ‘ORDAINED’, written by ‘John Wick’ creator Derek Kolstad

The action thriller follows a priest who is targeted by hitman after performing last rites on a mob boss who survives but not before confessing his crimes

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Arsenal 🔴⚪
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Hello all! Any questions for my next recording? Please submit them here! Arsenal themed or not haha 🙂

International breaks are a great time to take stock and please feel free to ask me anything, aiming to record tomorrow thank you! 🙏🏼💪🏼
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Join a union
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Absolutely gutted for Katie Reid. Hoping for a speedy recovery ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cat burglar
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sorry Liverpool. Set piece goals don’t count.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He’s solved the housing crisis in 24 hours
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Days like this is why I love the internet
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Mamdani won because he’s authentic and he represents a departure from the rot of corporate establishment politicians who believe in nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
This is the wrong lesson to take from Mamdani. Mamdani isn’t popular because he’s good on social media. He’s popular because he has policies that will help working people.
A former adviser to Keir Starmer and Tony Blair has urged the Prime Minister to reinvent himself as a 'social media star', warning that his cautious communication style is leaving voters cold
Keir Starmer told to ‘be a social media star’ in bid to win back voters
www.thenational.scot
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Arsenal are pretty decent at this football malarkey
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Always rated VAR and refs
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You’re going to be busy today my friend
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I’ve started listening to Christmas music. I will not be made to feel bad about this.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM