Finally going back to chipping away at the Remedyverse by playing Alan Wake's American Nightmare and holy shit what an improvement from the base game. The visuals are better, the combat is better, and Alan can run for more than ten seconds. Hopefully there are no more story beats that are just:

Meanwhile on Twitter:

Just going to save this for the inevitable press conference...

Bluetooth headphones randomly unpair from PC. Try to re-connect them. Fail. No new drivers. Try to update Windows. Headphones re-connect in the middle of Windows update...

Learning to make better haircards or worse Sonic the Hedgehogs, you decide.

Fucking heartbroken that I can't change my opinion of the Harry Potter brand because I've always thought it was the dorkiest lamest shit for losers. Fuck what Hogwarts house you belong to. Hogwarts sounds like British slang for VD. What school from Rival Schools do you belong to?

@coolboxart.bsky.social

...all for possibly the worst digital art ever created by somebody who would go on to make art for money. I imagine there have been worse paintings made with a tablet but they probably involved tricking a dog into using a stylus. Hey, it was my first try.

Pictured: Me opening Gmail to search through old job applications for proof I qualify for a school misconduct discharge.

Coverage of Rafah on television right now:

Umbrella Corp, Vault-Tec, Weyland-Yutani ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!

Everything in Deep Rock Galactic is made using exactly all of the things you mentioned and it often looks pretty great.

Well folks, the console wars are over. They have AI Now.

Fucking HOWLING at the image of Jesus giving this dude the side-eye.