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Matt Quintanilla
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If you told somebody in the 90s that we have AI in 2025 they would be amazed. They'd ask whether or not it's like in the movies, if AI has rights, can they feel emotions etc. Then if you told them it steals art to make drawings of big tiddy waifus they'd ask if all the smart people died in a war.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Finally going back to chipping away at the Remedyverse by playing Alan Wake's American Nightmare and holy shit what an improvement from the base game. The visuals are better, the combat is better, and Alan can run for more than ten seconds. Hopefully there are no more story beats that are just:
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In two months we went from "Trump drew lolicon hentai" to "Presidential Lemon Party." Reality has jumped the shark.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't have to boycott Arc Raiders over AI because I would rather play dead in front of a bunch of vultures than play an extraction shooter.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The people who make horror movies out of public domain IP like WWinnie the Pooh and Popeye should adapt those into Hallmark Channel style romantic comedies instead.
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's amazing, you can have over a decade and a half of experience using 3D software....

You can have used a specific piece of software for over a year...

and still find out that the reason your rig is not working in Blender is because it has a dedicated "pose mode."

Really?? Really??!??
October 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Monster Rancher / Print ad / Tecmo / 1997
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Just going to save this for the inevitable press conference...
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Unreal crashes more than Launchpad McQuack.
September 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Estuans interius, ira vehementi
Estuans interius, ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
if you wanna know how strong the city/suburbs divide is in chicagoland, i’ve here lived almost my entire life and still have pretty much no idea what happens in the red area
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bluetooth headphones randomly unpair from PC. Try to re-connect them. Fail. No new drivers. Try to update Windows. Headphones re-connect in the middle of Windows update...
September 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I can confirm that the first three of ten absolutely nail the task of being King of the Hill. I will circle back when further research is done.
First episode of the King of the Hill revival and it is absolutely excellent. Can't wait to binge watch the rest.
August 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
AI art will always be inferior because there's no way to say "here's something nobody cared enough to make but I think you should spend some of your finite time on this Earth looking at it" without it coming across as an insult.
August 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Armor King has been announced for Tekken 8

in King's ending in Tekken 3, King runs backstage to see Armor King who has removed his mask with his face blurred out

because of the low resolution and lack of dialogue, i thought the plot twist was ARMOR KING IS AN ACTUAL JAGUAR
August 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Not sure what everybody's complaining about, South Park's episode calling Trump a fat, litigious, racist, little dicked Satan fucking pedophile who will abuse his power is the most cutting edge satire of early 2016. Can't believe it only takes them nine and half years to write an episode.
July 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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It’s great that his final moments at wrestling shows were deafening boos as he got to witness his legacy well and truly dead
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know those episodes of children's shows where they meet an actor they like from a show who plays a hero but it turns out they're a selfish egotistical asshole? Hogan would have had to sincerely apologize for years of open racism to get back to being that kind of cliche villain and he never did.
July 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Student Loan Servicer Slapped With $7 Million Fine For Committing Billions Of Dollars Of Fraud And Misconduct"

"Health insurance Giant Hit With $10 Million Lawsuit Over Double Charging Patients"

"Pharmaceutical Corpo-Nation Batista Bombed Through A Table, Warned For Melting Customers Genitals"
July 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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A bill that takes healthcare from 12 million people and gives $10 billion towards Mars exploration is the closest the rich have ever come to grinding up poor people and turning them into rocket fuel.
July 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I Googled "Jellyvision" when I meant to Google "Jackbox Games" and spent several moments staring at Jellyvision's 2025 website about streamlining employee benefit management wondering if it was a bit.
June 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Still can't believe we're living in a world where Giant Bomb basically saved the rec center. Just straight up living the plot to the 1989 Weird Al vehicle UHF. Not to put too much emphasis on it but it legitimately did re-affirm my faith that SOMETIMES the best possible thing CAN happen.
May 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM