Holly Jolly Christ-Matts
@mattprco.bsky.social
Northern Colorado • he/him • leftist • connoisseur of decaf coffee, fake meat, and NA beer
It's vacation baby
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's vacation baby
Late at night, I call my long distance lover,
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When she doesn’t respond,
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When she doesn’t respond,
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Late at night, I call my long distance lover,
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When she doesn’t respond,
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When she doesn’t respond,
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
here's some turkey content for bsky
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
here's some turkey content for bsky
Valencia Levante, the battle of the best crests in football
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Valencia Levante, the battle of the best crests in football
I gotta get this job
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I gotta get this job
I gotta get this job
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I gotta get this job
throw the case out
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
throw the case out
my dinner guests fearing for their life as I go to open a bottle of wine
October 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
my dinner guests fearing for their life as I go to open a bottle of wine
this is never brought up as The Simpsons predicting the future
September 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
this is never brought up as The Simpsons predicting the future
meme seized from reddit
August 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
meme seized from reddit
imagine the person who thinks this is a good idea
August 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
imagine the person who thinks this is a good idea
1. Grocery haul
2. hanging flower pot for Mothers Day a few years back
2. hanging flower pot for Mothers Day a few years back
July 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
1. Grocery haul
2. hanging flower pot for Mothers Day a few years back
2. hanging flower pot for Mothers Day a few years back
