Matt Oswalt
@mattoswaltva.bsky.social
remember me? We met on Twitter and would get together every Tuesday afternoon at the Motel 6 outside Fresno.
this YouTube video of Stretch Armstrong in a microwave has over 60 million views
I swear if YouTube was around when I was a kid I'd be richer than Mr. Beast
I swear if YouTube was around when I was a kid I'd be richer than Mr. Beast
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
this YouTube video of Stretch Armstrong in a microwave has over 60 million views
I swear if YouTube was around when I was a kid I'd be richer than Mr. Beast
I swear if YouTube was around when I was a kid I'd be richer than Mr. Beast
the only certainties in life are death, taxes, and if you sit at an outdoor café in the valley Jay Leno will drive by
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the only certainties in life are death, taxes, and if you sit at an outdoor café in the valley Jay Leno will drive by
flyby outside my window in honor of me getting Wordle in just two tries
May 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
flyby outside my window in honor of me getting Wordle in just two tries
when someone wishes me a Happy May the Fourth...
May 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
when someone wishes me a Happy May the Fourth...
my day begins with an ominous Angelyne drive-by.
Either I'm about to enter a quirky A24 movie or a softcore Cinemax After Dark.
Either I'm about to enter a quirky A24 movie or a softcore Cinemax After Dark.
April 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
my day begins with an ominous Angelyne drive-by.
Either I'm about to enter a quirky A24 movie or a softcore Cinemax After Dark.
Either I'm about to enter a quirky A24 movie or a softcore Cinemax After Dark.
BARBER: "How do you want it cut?"
ME: "80s teen movie asshole."
ME: "80s teen movie asshole."
April 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
BARBER: "How do you want it cut?"
ME: "80s teen movie asshole."
ME: "80s teen movie asshole."