Mattonfire
@mattonfire.bsky.social
There's nothing uglier than a man hittin' his stride
Do you mean Eleanor Roosevelt?
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Do you mean Eleanor Roosevelt?
Spent last week looking at stuff like this and now I gotta look at a stupid computer screen until thanksgiving.
August 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Spent last week looking at stuff like this and now I gotta look at a stupid computer screen until thanksgiving.
I’m way better at dying Easter eggs than my kids.
April 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’m way better at dying Easter eggs than my kids.
This gentleman on @chrislhayes.bsky.social’s show has a head of hair that would make any 1970s grandma jealous.
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This gentleman on @chrislhayes.bsky.social’s show has a head of hair that would make any 1970s grandma jealous.
The America we were promised vs the America we have
February 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The America we were promised vs the America we have
Well then here’s my Timmy Ho’s mug in solidarity with Canada 🍁
February 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Well then here’s my Timmy Ho’s mug in solidarity with Canada 🍁
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Photos of the previously mentioned gas station that burned down, taking all the glizzys and footlong Italians with it.
January 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Photos of the previously mentioned gas station that burned down, taking all the glizzys and footlong Italians with it.
Warning: they grow up to be this
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Warning: they grow up to be this
Us: Let’s put pumpkins and gourds on the front steps. It’ll be festive and cute!
Squirrel: OMG look at these idiots.
Squirrel: OMG look at these idiots.
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Us: Let’s put pumpkins and gourds on the front steps. It’ll be festive and cute!
Squirrel: OMG look at these idiots.
Squirrel: OMG look at these idiots.
I can’t stop laughing.
November 14, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I can’t stop laughing.
Holy crap I thought you were joking
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Holy crap I thought you were joking
Pic from last year because I’m not one of those pre-thanksgiving holiday guys. But yeah, definitely in the top 3 Christmas albums of all time.
November 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Pic from last year because I’m not one of those pre-thanksgiving holiday guys. But yeah, definitely in the top 3 Christmas albums of all time.
This morning's vibe-setting spin. I can't have a bad day now.
November 13, 2024 at 2:08 PM
This morning's vibe-setting spin. I can't have a bad day now.
I forgot how to post good content. So in the meantime, y’all like dogs? Here are mine. They’re alright.
November 12, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I forgot how to post good content. So in the meantime, y’all like dogs? Here are mine. They’re alright.
Last weekend we went to one of my favorite places to visit in the fall here in #RVA, Hollywood Cemetery. My son is currently obsessed with the Richmond vampire story. We looked for him, but being daylight and all, didn’t see him.
November 12, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Last weekend we went to one of my favorite places to visit in the fall here in #RVA, Hollywood Cemetery. My son is currently obsessed with the Richmond vampire story. We looked for him, but being daylight and all, didn’t see him.