Matt Nelsen
@mattnelsen.com
Featherless biped
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
Kayaking, canoeing, paddling
Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
I have friends everywhere
That's basically the Hulk, I think
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's basically the Hulk, I think
Give home some credit. At least he didn't say he hasn't heard about food and hasn't looked into it yet
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Give home some credit. At least he didn't say he hasn't heard about food and hasn't looked into it yet
You can strip out the copper wiring to trade with the Bullet Farm in exchange for a share of Mother's Milk from the Citadel
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You can strip out the copper wiring to trade with the Bullet Farm in exchange for a share of Mother's Milk from the Citadel
They're trying to atone for VAR
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They're trying to atone for VAR
Ask him to explain the offside rule
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ask him to explain the offside rule
I wonder what odds the bookies are giving on who will win it?
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I wonder what odds the bookies are giving on who will win it?
I think we're looking at at model trained exclusively on Trump. 20 minutes at 60 fps gives you 72,000 still images and probably every possible transition between phonemes multiple times. A static background and constrained movements keeps things simple enough to avoid obvious glitches
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think we're looking at at model trained exclusively on Trump. 20 minutes at 60 fps gives you 72,000 still images and probably every possible transition between phonemes multiple times. A static background and constrained movements keeps things simple enough to avoid obvious glitches
If they fuck up they know they'll get bailed out like every other time the "smartest guys in the room" bet large with other people's money.
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If they fuck up they know they'll get bailed out like every other time the "smartest guys in the room" bet large with other people's money.
Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
Was Spirit Halloween running low on "Versailles 1788" costumes?
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Was Spirit Halloween running low on "Versailles 1788" costumes?
He knows that he won't be impeached and removed, and he's the boss of the cops. He'll do anything he wants until he's stopped otherwise.
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
He knows that he won't be impeached and removed, and he's the boss of the cops. He'll do anything he wants until he's stopped otherwise.
But the white South African "refugees" that are already here are sad they can't return home for a visit without losing their USA residency privileges
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
But the white South African "refugees" that are already here are sad they can't return home for a visit without losing their USA residency privileges
Nobody could have seen it coming!
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nobody could have seen it coming!
Once you hate yourself the rest of easy
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Once you hate yourself the rest of easy
Imagining a Stravinsky ballet with these guys passing artillery shells back and forth
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Imagining a Stravinsky ballet with these guys passing artillery shells back and forth
Getting more of a WH40K commissar vibe. How big is his hat?
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Getting more of a WH40K commissar vibe. How big is his hat?
What's the business plan here? Become the premier distributor of repair parts for warehouse robots with a sideline in delivering strawberries to the CEO / sole employee of RoboCo?
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What's the business plan here? Become the premier distributor of repair parts for warehouse robots with a sideline in delivering strawberries to the CEO / sole employee of RoboCo?
Go ahead and leave up the statues of Confederate generals, just have them facing a slightly larger statue of the Union general that accepted their surrender
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Go ahead and leave up the statues of Confederate generals, just have them facing a slightly larger statue of the Union general that accepted their surrender