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If my significant other had a patriot blue sweatshirt faded to that color I would immediately steal it knowing it's the most comfortable sweatshirt ever
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If my significant other had a patriot blue sweatshirt faded to that color I would immediately steal it knowing it's the most comfortable sweatshirt ever
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
But her emails
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
But her emails
Ahh the French cooking technique of Pooh Vide
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ahh the French cooking technique of Pooh Vide
Baby aspirin is linked to interest in phenomenology. The chewable kind stears people toward transcendentalism, whole pills towards descriptive
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Baby aspirin is linked to interest in phenomenology. The chewable kind stears people toward transcendentalism, whole pills towards descriptive
Both of our examples demonstrate the desire of all Iowans to be from somewhere else.
September 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Both of our examples demonstrate the desire of all Iowans to be from somewhere else.
Someone once told me Iowa City was the Berkeley of Iowa
September 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Someone once told me Iowa City was the Berkeley of Iowa
Still waiting to meet the next ex wife
August 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Still waiting to meet the next ex wife
You will die on this Phil
July 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You will die on this Phil
I thought it capsized and they covered it with tarps
June 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I thought it capsized and they covered it with tarps
Hipster crypto take
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hipster crypto take
Make you listen to Cory Booker ramble for days
May 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Make you listen to Cory Booker ramble for days