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In case you were wondering where your tax dollars were going
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In case you were wondering where your tax dollars were going
My daughter took my glass so I’m drinking out of her Baby Shark bottle at this fancy restaurant
June 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My daughter took my glass so I’m drinking out of her Baby Shark bottle at this fancy restaurant
Seeing Ringo live at Radio City actually was on my 2025 Ringo Bingo Card*
*I bought tickets months ago
*I bought tickets months ago
June 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Seeing Ringo live at Radio City actually was on my 2025 Ringo Bingo Card*
*I bought tickets months ago
*I bought tickets months ago
Gonna tell my kids this is Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson
June 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Gonna tell my kids this is Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson
I feel like I just fell for a prank buying this drink
June 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I feel like I just fell for a prank buying this drink
Think I’m a Jersey guy now
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Think I’m a Jersey guy now
I don’t like to use social media to prattle on about my accomplishments but I have to brag a little bit about this major life achievement.
Good Housekeeping just called and said that my load of dishes was the best they’d ever seen. I’m going to be on the cover next month! Can I get a hell yeah?
Good Housekeeping just called and said that my load of dishes was the best they’d ever seen. I’m going to be on the cover next month! Can I get a hell yeah?
April 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don’t like to use social media to prattle on about my accomplishments but I have to brag a little bit about this major life achievement.
Good Housekeeping just called and said that my load of dishes was the best they’d ever seen. I’m going to be on the cover next month! Can I get a hell yeah?
Good Housekeeping just called and said that my load of dishes was the best they’d ever seen. I’m going to be on the cover next month! Can I get a hell yeah?
Leaked footage of Cookie Monster at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting
March 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Leaked footage of Cookie Monster at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting
This was the funniest part of THE ELECTRIC STATE
March 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This was the funniest part of THE ELECTRIC STATE
Went to a screening of “La Conversazione” starring Gene Hackman in a Rome movie theater.
The film was wonderful as expected but this goofy product placement jukebox was easily the highlight of the evening
The film was wonderful as expected but this goofy product placement jukebox was easily the highlight of the evening
March 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Went to a screening of “La Conversazione” starring Gene Hackman in a Rome movie theater.
The film was wonderful as expected but this goofy product placement jukebox was easily the highlight of the evening
The film was wonderful as expected but this goofy product placement jukebox was easily the highlight of the evening
Appreciate the clarification, Wikipedia
February 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Appreciate the clarification, Wikipedia
She’s an Eagles fan now
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
She’s an Eagles fan now
Really loved the SNL doc on Peacock but I’m pretty sure the only thing I’m going to remember from it is how their cinematographer framed Kenan in the weirdest way possible
January 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Really loved the SNL doc on Peacock but I’m pretty sure the only thing I’m going to remember from it is how their cinematographer framed Kenan in the weirdest way possible
OK, I think I’m sold on the value of AI now
January 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
OK, I think I’m sold on the value of AI now
Watching the Golden Globes the way they’re meant to be seen: on YouTube with a box obscuring Nikki Glaser
January 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Watching the Golden Globes the way they’re meant to be seen: on YouTube with a box obscuring Nikki Glaser
BREAKING: my daughter’s dolls are in a relationship. They’ve allegedly been “on again, off again” for months
December 25, 2024 at 4:45 PM
BREAKING: my daughter’s dolls are in a relationship. They’ve allegedly been “on again, off again” for months
I made a movie called “We Regret To Inform You” about getting rejected from film festivals.
Now, a year later, the prophecy had fulfilled itself and I get “I regret to inform you about ‘We Regret To Inform You’” emails
Now, a year later, the prophecy had fulfilled itself and I get “I regret to inform you about ‘We Regret To Inform You’” emails
December 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I made a movie called “We Regret To Inform You” about getting rejected from film festivals.
Now, a year later, the prophecy had fulfilled itself and I get “I regret to inform you about ‘We Regret To Inform You’” emails
Now, a year later, the prophecy had fulfilled itself and I get “I regret to inform you about ‘We Regret To Inform You’” emails
I’d bet the McDonalds employee that turned Luigi Mangione in was this rat
December 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I’d bet the McDonalds employee that turned Luigi Mangione in was this rat
Church Lady and Hunter Biden have such great rapport, they should do a podcast together or something
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Church Lady and Hunter Biden have such great rapport, they should do a podcast together or something
Whoa, what a lineup for SNL’s first show back in 2025
December 5, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Whoa, what a lineup for SNL’s first show back in 2025
If this guy shows up in what you’re watching, you just know you’re in for some prestige-level TV
November 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
If this guy shows up in what you’re watching, you just know you’re in for some prestige-level TV
Seven months ago, my friend’s mom died and I left a heartfelt comment on Instagram expressing my condolences.
Today, a porn bot liked that comment
Today, a porn bot liked that comment
November 23, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Seven months ago, my friend’s mom died and I left a heartfelt comment on Instagram expressing my condolences.
Today, a porn bot liked that comment
Today, a porn bot liked that comment
Wondering if I’m the only person that caught Alec Baldwin with his fly down during the SNL goodnights
November 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Wondering if I’m the only person that caught Alec Baldwin with his fly down during the SNL goodnights