Wow, that monstrosity really does look like it could pierce your skull—what kind of person puts a thing like that in a dentist’s office?

But, no, I didn’t name it. If I’m responsible in any way, it’s only as an inspiration. I’m proud of your friend, though.

Like Cinclus mexicanus, I dip in and out. What’s your question?

They always think they’re clever, but they never are.

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Thank you for sharing this with me - I’m so glad to hear that, in some small way, my words offered a little bit of levity. Warm thoughts and wishing your family peace in this time.

I was in New York the last week of February, but only for the Today Show and a few quick stock signings… not sure when I’ll get back to the East Coast, but I will shout it from the trees if I am coming! — also, I love Canada so much, but f*%k those goddamned geese.

It was a ton of fun! Thanks!

Are you kidding me? This is unbelievably tone deaf. Please, Mr. Schumer, for the love of democracy, do something to stop them from dismantling the government and ignoring the law. Stop them. Hold them to account. Then you can drop some sick burns about egg prices.