Well, I guess I’m officially woke, because the trolls have arrived… years ago I wrote a blog post about the Wilson’s Warbler and its problematic namesake. (Link to the post in comments, if you care)

In #Bend #Oregon tonight? Come hear me swear about birds. According to the Bend Bulletin, I’m kind of a big deal…

Hey, #Seattle - I’m going to be at Elliott Bay Books 3/26 at 7pm to talk about my new book, WORST BIRDS EVER - come hear me swear about #birds and get your copy signed!
#booksignings

I got the chance to have a chat with the amazing Al Roker in #CentralParkNYC - You can WATCH US talk about the Dumb Birds in my new book on the #TodayShow - Thurs 3/20 on NBC!

UPCOMING BOOK SIGNING DATES! Come see me and get your book signed! (💥 free F-bombs available by request!)
#bookevents #booksigning #newbook #birds

I posted on Facebook inviting people to come follow me on @bsky.app and the fb algorithm suggested I give them $40/day to boost the post. It’s like a machine offering to disassemble itself for money.

@snackmom.bsky.social wants a sneak preview of Worst Birds Ever — I won’t say where Melanochlora sultanea ranks, only that he needs to get over himself.