Matt Kelly
@mattkelly.bsky.social
Owner, Cool Beans! Magazine and Records
FB decided I should see Lisa Loeb posing in front of a bunch of pictures of cats. How hard can I say "I am NOT interested in this at all and your algorythm is completely broken."?
August 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
FB decided I should see Lisa Loeb posing in front of a bunch of pictures of cats. How hard can I say "I am NOT interested in this at all and your algorythm is completely broken."?
A couple of weeks ago, I rode from Seattle to Portland via the Olympic Peninsula and crossed paths with Jim Luther, who was putting in crazy miles on his T-Lab titanium touring rig. I figured I wouldn’t be the only one impressed, so I asked him a few questions about his setup:
youtu.be/1gdlznCNjOA
youtu.be/1gdlznCNjOA
High-End, Long-Distance, Titanium—Would You Ride Jim Luther's T-Lab All-Road?
YouTube video by MK-ULTRA
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June 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A couple of weeks ago, I rode from Seattle to Portland via the Olympic Peninsula and crossed paths with Jim Luther, who was putting in crazy miles on his T-Lab titanium touring rig. I figured I wouldn’t be the only one impressed, so I asked him a few questions about his setup:
youtu.be/1gdlznCNjOA
youtu.be/1gdlznCNjOA
I was talking to Peachy Peach about Kissy Kiss.
May 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I was talking to Peachy Peach about Kissy Kiss.
I've used a lot of porta-potties in my life and I have one thing to say: You people need to eat more fiber.
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I've used a lot of porta-potties in my life and I have one thing to say: You people need to eat more fiber.
If you know me, you know I'm a fan of both the Tigers and the Giants. SF is off to a great start, but sitting 3rd in their division. Detroit is tied for the lead in theirs, but uh...
April 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you know me, you know I'm a fan of both the Tigers and the Giants. SF is off to a great start, but sitting 3rd in their division. Detroit is tied for the lead in theirs, but uh...
Reposted by Matt Kelly
Today I learned: "Pernickety" is the original spelling of the word, and "persnickety" is a variant used in American English.
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Today I learned: "Pernickety" is the original spelling of the word, and "persnickety" is a variant used in American English.
I've never seen a convenience fee that was convenient or fair.
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I've never seen a convenience fee that was convenient or fair.
I hate how employers treat holidays as if the sole purpose is for employees recharge so they can return to work and be more productive.
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I hate how employers treat holidays as if the sole purpose is for employees recharge so they can return to work and be more productive.
Which do you think has more bits of food in it, my keyboard or my beard?
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Which do you think has more bits of food in it, my keyboard or my beard?
RIP David Lynch. One of the few filmmakers to actually change my life.
youtu.be/TqZpi8zAqe0
[BTW: I don't usually post the same thing to both FB & BSKY, but I keep forgetting that FB barely shows my posts to anyone when I include a YouTube link.]
David Lynch being a madman for a relentless 8 minutes and 30 seconds | cosmavoid
YouTube video by cosmavoid
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January 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
RIP David Lynch. One of the few filmmakers to actually change my life.
youtu.be/TqZpi8zAqe0
[BTW: I don't usually post the same thing to both FB & BSKY, but I keep forgetting that FB barely shows my posts to anyone when I include a YouTube link.]
RIP Sam Moore (1935–2025)
youtu.be/QMK80XsOg3k
youtu.be/QMK80XsOg3k
Sam & Dave - Hold On I'm Comin' (1967) | LIVE
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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January 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
RIP Sam Moore (1935–2025)
youtu.be/QMK80XsOg3k
youtu.be/QMK80XsOg3k
For someone who hates the Eagles as much as I do, their songs sure are stuck in my head a lot.
three men are singing and playing guitars on stage
ALT: three men are singing and playing guitars on stage
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January 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
For someone who hates the Eagles as much as I do, their songs sure are stuck in my head a lot.
Don't think twice, it's alright
January 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Don't think twice, it's alright
Do you have a favorite kind of chocolate milk? What makes it special?
December 31, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Do you have a favorite kind of chocolate milk? What makes it special?
Many people incorporate 'calls to action' in their social media posts and my first response is usually, "No."
#keepitgoing #spottheerror #whatswrongwiththispicture #tagafriend #learnmore #shopnow #clickhere #fuckyou
#keepitgoing #spottheerror #whatswrongwiththispicture #tagafriend #learnmore #shopnow #clickhere #fuckyou
December 19, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Many people incorporate 'calls to action' in their social media posts and my first response is usually, "No."
#keepitgoing #spottheerror #whatswrongwiththispicture #tagafriend #learnmore #shopnow #clickhere #fuckyou
#keepitgoing #spottheerror #whatswrongwiththispicture #tagafriend #learnmore #shopnow #clickhere #fuckyou
So far this is the problem with BlueSky. Took me a bit to figure out how to stop these pointless notifications from blowing up my phone.
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
So far this is the problem with BlueSky. Took me a bit to figure out how to stop these pointless notifications from blowing up my phone.
All these bands and T-shirt companies are having black Friday sales marking their $50 shirts down to $45 or $40 (plus shipping.) This sure makes me feel old.
November 26, 2024 at 7:24 PM
All these bands and T-shirt companies are having black Friday sales marking their $50 shirts down to $45 or $40 (plus shipping.) This sure makes me feel old.
Isn't it weird that Jesus' middle name is Fucking?
November 14, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Isn't it weird that Jesus' middle name is Fucking?