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Matt Kelly
@mattkelly.bsky.social
Owner, Cool Beans! Magazine and Records
FB decided I should see Lisa Loeb posing in front of a bunch of pictures of cats. How hard can I say "I am NOT interested in this at all and your algorythm is completely broken."?
August 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A couple of weeks ago, I rode from Seattle to Portland via the Olympic Peninsula and crossed paths with Jim Luther, who was putting in crazy miles on his T-Lab titanium touring rig. I figured I wouldn’t be the only one impressed, so I asked him a few questions about his setup:
youtu.be/1gdlznCNjOA
High-End, Long-Distance, Titanium—Would You Ride Jim Luther's T-Lab All-Road?
YouTube video by MK-ULTRA
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June 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I was talking to Peachy Peach about Kissy Kiss.
May 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've used a lot of porta-potties in my life and I have one thing to say: You people need to eat more fiber.
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you know me, you know I'm a fan of both the Tigers and the Giants. SF is off to a great start, but sitting 3rd in their division. Detroit is tied for the lead in theirs, but uh...
April 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Matt Kelly
PREACH
March 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Today I learned: "Pernickety" is the original spelling of the word, and "persnickety" is a variant used in American English.
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
February 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've never seen a convenience fee that was convenient or fair.
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I hate how employers treat holidays as if the sole purpose is for employees recharge so they can return to work and be more productive.
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Which do you think has more bits of food in it, my keyboard or my beard?
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM

RIP David Lynch. One of the few filmmakers to actually change my life.

youtu.be/TqZpi8zAqe0

[BTW: I don't usually post the same thing to both FB & BSKY, but I keep forgetting that FB barely shows my posts to anyone when I include a YouTube link.]
David Lynch being a madman for a relentless 8 minutes and 30 seconds | cosmavoid
YouTube video by cosmavoid
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January 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
RIP Sam Moore (1935–2025)
youtu.be/QMK80XsOg3k
Sam & Dave - Hold On I'm Comin' (1967) | LIVE
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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January 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
For someone who hates the Eagles as much as I do, their songs sure are stuck in my head a lot.
three men are singing and playing guitars on stage
ALT: three men are singing and playing guitars on stage
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January 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Don't think twice, it's alright
January 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Do you have a favorite kind of chocolate milk? What makes it special?
December 31, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Many people incorporate 'calls to action' in their social media posts and my first response is usually, "No."

#keepitgoing #spottheerror #whatswrongwiththispicture #tagafriend #learnmore #shopnow #clickhere #fuckyou
December 19, 2024 at 9:05 PM
So far this is the problem with BlueSky. Took me a bit to figure out how to stop these pointless notifications from blowing up my phone.
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
All these bands and T-shirt companies are having black Friday sales marking their $50 shirts down to $45 or $40 (plus shipping.) This sure makes me feel old.
November 26, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Isn't it weird that Jesus' middle name is Fucking?
November 14, 2024 at 3:51 PM