@mattjsmart.bsky.social
The most boring film I've ever watched was Cling film.
January 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The most boring film I've ever watched was Cling film.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong = Murphy's law.
A waste of a perfectly good cabbage = Cole's law.
A waste of a perfectly good cabbage = Cole's law.
January 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong = Murphy's law.
A waste of a perfectly good cabbage = Cole's law.
A waste of a perfectly good cabbage = Cole's law.
It's only in the bit between Christmas and the new year, when I can get away with having a bowl of fruit n fibre, a muffin, a French fancy, and a cheese straw for breakfast 😋
December 29, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It's only in the bit between Christmas and the new year, when I can get away with having a bowl of fruit n fibre, a muffin, a French fancy, and a cheese straw for breakfast 😋
I've got a pun about climate, female sheep, polygraphs, boat paddles, and tangled string. And I'm telling it to you,
Weather, ewe, lie kit, oar, knot!
Weather, ewe, lie kit, oar, knot!
December 22, 2024 at 11:44 AM
I've got a pun about climate, female sheep, polygraphs, boat paddles, and tangled string. And I'm telling it to you,
Weather, ewe, lie kit, oar, knot!
Weather, ewe, lie kit, oar, knot!
Carry-On Dieharding.
December 18, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Carry-On Dieharding.
Not bad, but it didn't have all the usual double entendre and innuendo I expected from a Carry On film.
December 18, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Not bad, but it didn't have all the usual double entendre and innuendo I expected from a Carry On film.
@dreamfactorypod.bsky.social
Found you 😄👍
Not Christmassy, but how about "One Bourne every minute".
Maybe either it's Jason Bourne gets cloned every 60 seconds or some kind of multiverse thing 🤔
Oh hang on. "Bourne again Christian" that's more Christmassy 🤣
Found you 😄👍
Not Christmassy, but how about "One Bourne every minute".
Maybe either it's Jason Bourne gets cloned every 60 seconds or some kind of multiverse thing 🤔
Oh hang on. "Bourne again Christian" that's more Christmassy 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 8:53 PM
@dreamfactorypod.bsky.social
Found you 😄👍
Not Christmassy, but how about "One Bourne every minute".
Maybe either it's Jason Bourne gets cloned every 60 seconds or some kind of multiverse thing 🤔
Oh hang on. "Bourne again Christian" that's more Christmassy 🤣
Found you 😄👍
Not Christmassy, but how about "One Bourne every minute".
Maybe either it's Jason Bourne gets cloned every 60 seconds or some kind of multiverse thing 🤔
Oh hang on. "Bourne again Christian" that's more Christmassy 🤣
Took the dogs out for a fly.
#StormBert
#StormBert
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Took the dogs out for a fly.
#StormBert
#StormBert
@susiedent.bsky.social
Hi Susie. You may have already answered this on your podcast, but I was wondering where the saying, "It's all gone tits up", comes from?
To me, tits up would be preferable to tits down, so I think the saying doesn't make sense. 🤔 🤣
Hi Susie. You may have already answered this on your podcast, but I was wondering where the saying, "It's all gone tits up", comes from?
To me, tits up would be preferable to tits down, so I think the saying doesn't make sense. 🤔 🤣
November 24, 2024 at 11:06 AM
@susiedent.bsky.social
Hi Susie. You may have already answered this on your podcast, but I was wondering where the saying, "It's all gone tits up", comes from?
To me, tits up would be preferable to tits down, so I think the saying doesn't make sense. 🤔 🤣
Hi Susie. You may have already answered this on your podcast, but I was wondering where the saying, "It's all gone tits up", comes from?
To me, tits up would be preferable to tits down, so I think the saying doesn't make sense. 🤔 🤣
In my studio, painting a bit more of Ted 🐕
November 22, 2024 at 8:54 PM
In my studio, painting a bit more of Ted 🐕
Twitter has now literally become my X
November 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Twitter has now literally become my X
Well, I wasn't. But I am now!
We ARE all calling these "bluesks" right?
(I'll take your answers in the form of rebluesks)
(I'll take your answers in the form of rebluesks)
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Well, I wasn't. But I am now!
I didn't realise that my Fiancée is into that kind of music. But I just overheard her telling a friend that she has a massive Dido collection under the bed!
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I didn't realise that my Fiancée is into that kind of music. But I just overheard her telling a friend that she has a massive Dido collection under the bed!
If we can all just agree not to do the whole, "The last thing you ate is the name of this..."Then I'll stay here.
November 20, 2024 at 6:16 AM
If we can all just agree not to do the whole, "The last thing you ate is the name of this..."Then I'll stay here.
Lookout for my 1st post. It's going to be great. 👋🤔
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Lookout for my 1st post. It's going to be great. 👋🤔
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social Hi 👋 Saw your post on the other other one and came to this other one.
November 20, 2024 at 5:47 AM
@bechillcomedian.bsky.social Hi 👋 Saw your post on the other other one and came to this other one.