Matt
@mattisoffside.bsky.social
Formerly @matt_is_offside on twitter. Bad ice hockey player. DJ and house music lover. I get the show. #RaiseUp 📍SoCal
Ride that orange peanut, Nexstar 🍆
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ride that orange peanut, Nexstar 🍆
I'm watching this game on CBSSN and it's halftime. WTF Espn
September 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm watching this game on CBSSN and it's halftime. WTF Espn
Big ups to this guy. Dozens of ways to dress for the game and he landed on this. Right on
September 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Big ups to this guy. Dozens of ways to dress for the game and he landed on this. Right on
Oh noooooo. Come at me bro, area code 217 whomever you are hahahahahaha
August 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Oh noooooo. Come at me bro, area code 217 whomever you are hahahahahaha
"Let's use this photo!" they proclaimed, selecting an image with an expression that made him resemble Vigo The Carpathian
June 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Let's use this photo!" they proclaimed, selecting an image with an expression that made him resemble Vigo The Carpathian
The hockey gods reveal themselves at the most opportune of times
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The hockey gods reveal themselves at the most opportune of times
I don't know why I saved this group text from two weeks ago where my friends were urging me to ask someone out 🤷🏽
May 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I don't know why I saved this group text from two weeks ago where my friends were urging me to ask someone out 🤷🏽
Don't know what possessed Carlson to pass instead of shooting at a wide open net here during this PK but hooooo boy Canes dodged one
May 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Don't know what possessed Carlson to pass instead of shooting at a wide open net here during this PK but hooooo boy Canes dodged one
"Gentlemen and ladies... The Moon of America" You know this is happening next. There's no stopping the Orange crush now
May 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Gentlemen and ladies... The Moon of America" You know this is happening next. There's no stopping the Orange crush now
I've heard this is not a good movie but I picked up a copy of it anyway. Loved the first one.
April 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I've heard this is not a good movie but I picked up a copy of it anyway. Loved the first one.
Thank god my taxes are finally done
April 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thank god my taxes are finally done
I'm never sure what I'm supposed to do about this so I just provide the most patronizing answer I can
April 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm never sure what I'm supposed to do about this so I just provide the most patronizing answer I can
Oh damn. Just saw the news about Val Kilmer passing today. 😥
Rest in peace, Iceman. 🕊️
Rest in peace, Iceman. 🕊️
April 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Oh damn. Just saw the news about Val Kilmer passing today. 😥
Rest in peace, Iceman. 🕊️
Rest in peace, Iceman. 🕊️
Dear Raleigh.... why
March 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Dear Raleigh.... why
Can't wait till France repos the Statue of Liberty and we see it replaced with this
March 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Can't wait till France repos the Statue of Liberty and we see it replaced with this
I don't want to hear anyone on the @lebatardshow.bsky.social ever make fun of Greg Cote's PFPI gala ever again @gregcote.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't want to hear anyone on the @lebatardshow.bsky.social ever make fun of Greg Cote's PFPI gala ever again @gregcote.bsky.social
Every time I pour some of this out to dip in, I say "that's my brother right there" @darthamin.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Every time I pour some of this out to dip in, I say "that's my brother right there" @darthamin.bsky.social
The only thing correct about this is that last line. She's right, if I'm expected to tip 30 effing percent at a restaurant, I will not eat there. You get zero percent from me as a result. Best of luck with this
March 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The only thing correct about this is that last line. She's right, if I'm expected to tip 30 effing percent at a restaurant, I will not eat there. You get zero percent from me as a result. Best of luck with this
I drove through here on Friday and it was covered with 4 inches of snow, how
March 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I drove through here on Friday and it was covered with 4 inches of snow, how
How my night's going so far without a tv in front of me
February 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
How my night's going so far without a tv in front of me
Wonder if Jalen and Pyotr will talk about this later or just have a moment of awkward silence
January 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Wonder if Jalen and Pyotr will talk about this later or just have a moment of awkward silence
#GoBills #BillsMafia
Still heartbroken from yesterday, I decided to turn the clock back to preseason. I think this was pretty good for what was expected to be a rebuilding year.
Still heartbroken from yesterday, I decided to turn the clock back to preseason. I think this was pretty good for what was expected to be a rebuilding year.
January 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
#GoBills #BillsMafia
Still heartbroken from yesterday, I decided to turn the clock back to preseason. I think this was pretty good for what was expected to be a rebuilding year.
Still heartbroken from yesterday, I decided to turn the clock back to preseason. I think this was pretty good for what was expected to be a rebuilding year.