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Matt
@mattisoffside.bsky.social
Formerly @matt_is_offside on twitter. Bad ice hockey player. DJ and house music lover. I get the show. #RaiseUp 📍SoCal
Ride that orange peanut, Nexstar 🍆
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm watching this game on CBSSN and it's halftime. WTF Espn
September 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Big ups to this guy. Dozens of ways to dress for the game and he landed on this. Right on
September 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh noooooo. Come at me bro, area code 217 whomever you are hahahahahaha
August 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
🤷🏽
June 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Let's use this photo!" they proclaimed, selecting an image with an expression that made him resemble Vigo The Carpathian
June 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
June 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The hockey gods reveal themselves at the most opportune of times
May 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I don't know why I saved this group text from two weeks ago where my friends were urging me to ask someone out 🤷🏽
May 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Don't know what possessed Carlson to pass instead of shooting at a wide open net here during this PK but hooooo boy Canes dodged one
May 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"Gentlemen and ladies... The Moon of America" You know this is happening next. There's no stopping the Orange crush now
May 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Shout at the Devils
April 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I've heard this is not a good movie but I picked up a copy of it anyway. Loved the first one.
April 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thank god my taxes are finally done
April 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm never sure what I'm supposed to do about this so I just provide the most patronizing answer I can
April 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Oh damn. Just saw the news about Val Kilmer passing today. 😥

Rest in peace, Iceman. 🕊️
April 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Dear Raleigh.... why
March 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can't wait till France repos the Statue of Liberty and we see it replaced with this
March 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don't want to hear anyone on the @lebatardshow.bsky.social ever make fun of Greg Cote's PFPI gala ever again @gregcote.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Every time I pour some of this out to dip in, I say "that's my brother right there" @darthamin.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The only thing correct about this is that last line. She's right, if I'm expected to tip 30 effing percent at a restaurant, I will not eat there. You get zero percent from me as a result. Best of luck with this
March 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I drove through here on Friday and it was covered with 4 inches of snow, how
March 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How my night's going so far without a tv in front of me
February 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Wonder if Jalen and Pyotr will talk about this later or just have a moment of awkward silence
January 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
#GoBills #BillsMafia
Still heartbroken from yesterday, I decided to turn the clock back to preseason. I think this was pretty good for what was expected to be a rebuilding year.
January 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM