Matt
@mattisoffside.bsky.social
Formerly @matt_is_offside on twitter. Bad ice hockey player. DJ and house music lover. I get the show. #RaiseUp 📍SoCal
All of the other NFL games wrapping up early on Fox and getting sent to watch Falcons and Jets like we're going to be riveted to our seats by this matchup. Thank god that shit didn't go to OT
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
All of the other NFL games wrapping up early on Fox and getting sent to watch Falcons and Jets like we're going to be riveted to our seats by this matchup. Thank god that shit didn't go to OT
"Go Pokes, and it will always suck to be a CSU Ram." - Josh Allen at his UWyo jersey retirement ceremony at halftime today in Laramie 😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Go Pokes, and it will always suck to be a CSU Ram." - Josh Allen at his UWyo jersey retirement ceremony at halftime today in Laramie 😂😂😂
Bluesky app keeps logging me out for some unknown reason and I can never remember my password. I'm sure it's one of the 2000 different ones that Google has saved for me, I can't imagine why it's not right there on the top of my head
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Bluesky app keeps logging me out for some unknown reason and I can never remember my password. I'm sure it's one of the 2000 different ones that Google has saved for me, I can't imagine why it's not right there on the top of my head
I'm working basically a third shift job now which makes it almost impossible for me to watch any hockey which means the Canes are probably winning the Cup this year
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I'm working basically a third shift job now which makes it almost impossible for me to watch any hockey which means the Canes are probably winning the Cup this year
I had a flashback to a memory of being a kid visiting the banking data center my dad's second wife worked at in the 1970's. Rows and rows of giant towering machines that received data either via punch cards or a workstation. All the tech in that building probably fits on a single iPhone now
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I had a flashback to a memory of being a kid visiting the banking data center my dad's second wife worked at in the 1970's. Rows and rows of giant towering machines that received data either via punch cards or a workstation. All the tech in that building probably fits on a single iPhone now
That Leafs energy rubbing off on everyone, sheesh
“It’s going to sound like sour grapes, and I don’t really give a shit, but I think the better team did not win this series."
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Sportsnet analyst Caleb Joseph: 'It's gonna sound like sour grapes ... I think the better team did not win this series'
Sportsnet analyst Caleb Joseph claims the "better team" did not win the World Series after the Dodgers beat the Blue Jays in Game 7.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That Leafs energy rubbing off on everyone, sheesh
Watching Corey Perry light it up for the LA Kings feels gross
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Watching Corey Perry light it up for the LA Kings feels gross
Greg Olsen does the best job as NFL tv game analyst by a mile. Not saying he's the most popular. Just saying he does by far the best job.
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Greg Olsen does the best job as NFL tv game analyst by a mile. Not saying he's the most popular. Just saying he does by far the best job.
Andersen has been really locked in since that Avs goal and the Canes forecheck has really picked up. Good things, good things
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Andersen has been really locked in since that Avs goal and the Canes forecheck has really picked up. Good things, good things
Stankdaddy! Wow this game
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Stankdaddy! Wow this game
Ehlers finally gets the first goal monkey off his back. Love to see it finally
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ehlers finally gets the first goal monkey off his back. Love to see it finally
Jarvis you effin beauty. Wow
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Jarvis you effin beauty. Wow
The great thing about the new East Wing ballroom at the White House is that Trump will have more than enough space to hold all of the civilian attendees who showed up for his birthday military parade back in June
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The great thing about the new East Wing ballroom at the White House is that Trump will have more than enough space to hold all of the civilian attendees who showed up for his birthday military parade back in June
I think he just wants to come back so he can talk about Luka
We now know a little more about Michael Jordan's role with the NBA on NBC.
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NBC shares new details regarding Michael Jordan's NBA coverage role
NBC has shared new details regarding the role that Michael Jordan will play as a part of its NBA coverage.
awfulannouncing.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I think he just wants to come back so he can talk about Luka
Reposted by Matt
they don't hate America. they hate MAGA's America. and MAGA's America is within itself...a hate rally.
Tom Emmer calls Democrats "despicable" and says "your hate America rally is over"
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
they don't hate America. they hate MAGA's America. and MAGA's America is within itself...a hate rally.
Sitting at a light watching an employee horribly misspell the word "anniversary" on a restaurant marquee outside and I had an internal battle in my brain on whether or not I should pull over and intervene
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sitting at a light watching an employee horribly misspell the word "anniversary" on a restaurant marquee outside and I had an internal battle in my brain on whether or not I should pull over and intervene
And, diaper shitter. Which innately does not make one a bad person, but should be added to this distinguished list of accomplishments.
NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE
👑 👎 👑
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE
👑 👎 👑
October 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
And, diaper shitter. Which innately does not make one a bad person, but should be added to this distinguished list of accomplishments.
Doing this and pardoning George Santos on the same day couldn't be a coincidence, or could it?
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Doing this and pardoning George Santos on the same day couldn't be a coincidence, or could it?
I just saw this Instagram video this morning of Ned 30 feet out of net in OT and it's.... breathtaking, to say the least. Not in a good way, either
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I just saw this Instagram video this morning of Ned 30 feet out of net in OT and it's.... breathtaking, to say the least. Not in a good way, either
Going to predict that orange Jesus invents a new version of the Nobel Peace Prize and awards it to himself
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Going to predict that orange Jesus invents a new version of the Nobel Peace Prize and awards it to himself
Why does this feel like a playoff game?
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why does this feel like a playoff game?
Love listening to AJ as a hockey analyst. So good
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Love listening to AJ as a hockey analyst. So good
God I could just watch Ehlers skate all game long. Edgework is so solid
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
God I could just watch Ehlers skate all game long. Edgework is so solid
Love the energy the Canes have so far. Great two way play
October 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Love the energy the Canes have so far. Great two way play
Maybe Taylor Hall on the 4th line isn't a bad thing
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Maybe Taylor Hall on the 4th line isn't a bad thing