That is amazing looking! Toot toot all! X

Watch Julien Temple's documentary The Filth And The Fury. It's got footage from this concert. My favourite is the band covered in cake that the children had thrown at them. The smiles show that when left to it, they could have fun as a band.

My favorite Geen Day album.

To be fair, you are the same height as then.

Funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Bought the Crimpshrine album just because the cover looked like something I'd be in to. It didn't disappoint.

She's climbing the social ladder, just like Robert Laing in JG Ballard's High Rise.

It strikes me that anyone who has read your stuff might realise you take the piss quite often.

I thought it meant the character had bought some shoes from Ebay. Not paying attention to the size, they now need to pass them on.

They'll work out what to do, like Monty Pythons Philosophy Football.