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Mattie Allen
@mattieallen.bsky.social
Digital content producer for BBC Comms.
Gonna start a petition demanding all party leaders reveal their Spotify wrapped data so we know who’s cool enough to run the nation
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Haha yes boys milk weather
ACCRINGTON STANLEY IN THE FA CUP THIRD ROUND 🏆
December 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Is their mammy fine gael and is their daddy fianna fail
November 30, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Gary Neville getting paid the big bucks to moan inanely about how many stoppages there are for subs now.

It’s still three, just like before it went to five subs, for anybody who wants to actually be remotely informed when they listen to an expensive co-commentator.
November 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM
99% sure they’ve named the absolutely interminable butter book of the year just to shift the thousands of limited edition hardbacks of it they’ve got littering the tables of waterstones shops across the nation
November 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
If you looked as much like an egg as gregg wallace does you wouldn’t insist on the second G would you
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Endrick coming on in short sleeves and gloves smh brother are you cold or not
November 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Three pens saved in a week for Kelleher btw. At what point does he claim the number one next season, Mamardashvili or no?
November 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
November 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
If Steve McManaman says slobberslie one more time I’m gonna go down anfield and pull his wig off
November 27, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992). Robin the Frog.
At a party earlier this evening and we hit on an excellent variation of the ‘muppet’ movie game. This time though, it’s pick a movie, keep all the same cast (i.e. *don’t* replace them with muppets), but crucially, *do* replace one person with Jason Statham.
November 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
This is the nearest we get nowadays to Wayne Rooney calling Piers Morgan an egg in public, the game’s gone
November 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Guy who can’t wait for Super Bowl Sunday because he’s going to be the first person to make a Superb Owl joke on a new social media platform
November 26, 2024 at 9:18 PM
If green bar has a million haters I’m one of them. If green bar has one hater it’s me. If green bar has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world loves green bar then I am against the world.
November 17, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Would anybody like to swap 17 green bars for a Glasto ticket? Asking for a mate
November 17, 2024 at 9:38 AM
This app won’t have taken off until Cole Palmer publicly asks Axel Disasi if he wants picking up in the morning
November 14, 2024 at 8:33 PM
No Glasto tickets and now I’m an invalid handle smh I’m going back to twitter
November 14, 2024 at 8:20 PM