Matt Hyams
@matthyams.bsky.social
comedian, comedy writer, satirical leadership speaker https://matthyams.com/
Everyone has their own ways to relax and decompress after a long day, and this is hers.
#Perimenopause #MentalLoad
#Perimenopause #MentalLoad
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Everyone has their own ways to relax and decompress after a long day, and this is hers.
#Perimenopause #MentalLoad
#Perimenopause #MentalLoad
Add a dash of misophonia and you have a lethal cocktail.
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Add a dash of misophonia and you have a lethal cocktail.
This might be why she wants to strangle me when I ask her, “What do you want for dinner?”
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This might be why she wants to strangle me when I ask her, “What do you want for dinner?”
I hope these help in your time of need.
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I hope these help in your time of need.
Thank you to Megyn Kelly for finally asking, “What is appropriate pedophilia?”
#megynkelly #epsteinfiles #epsteinemails #epsteinlist
#megynkelly #epsteinfiles #epsteinemails #epsteinlist
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Thank you to Megyn Kelly for finally asking, “What is appropriate pedophilia?”
#megynkelly #epsteinfiles #epsteinemails #epsteinlist
#megynkelly #epsteinfiles #epsteinemails #epsteinlist
People are always asking me what my day looks like as a successful social media influencer, so here’s a sneak peek.
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
People are always asking me what my day looks like as a successful social media influencer, so here’s a sneak peek.
Swim at your own risk!
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Swim at your own risk!
They said I had a mission.
August 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They said I had a mission.
Taking people away from their families is like any muscle - you have to practice it to keep in shape.
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Taking people away from their families is like any muscle - you have to practice it to keep in shape.
What do you do with bag clips that keep breaking? Life hack inside 👇
July 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What do you do with bag clips that keep breaking? Life hack inside 👇
He’s always bothering me when I’m trying to remember him the way he used to be.
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He’s always bothering me when I’m trying to remember him the way he used to be.
Do what I do, son: hope for the best.
May 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Do what I do, son: hope for the best.
When you’re trying to figure out if your therapist voted for Trump…
May 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
When you’re trying to figure out if your therapist voted for Trump…
When your job is tearing families apart but your wife needs you to run an errand.
May 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When your job is tearing families apart but your wife needs you to run an errand.
Small time life hack: pick it up.
April 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Small time life hack: pick it up.
Still waiting for a “sign” that it’s time to leave the country?
April 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Still waiting for a “sign” that it’s time to leave the country?
If Trump told his base to eat their own feces, there’d be influencers posting recipes by noon.
April 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If Trump told his base to eat their own feces, there’d be influencers posting recipes by noon.
Very exciting rebrand for Moms for Liberty!
April 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Very exciting rebrand for Moms for Liberty!
Here’s a recap of what’s been going on…
April 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Here’s a recap of what’s been going on…
Can You Teach a 6-Year-Old Positivity? Watch This!
April 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Can You Teach a 6-Year-Old Positivity? Watch This!
IVF is a beautiful process. The man masturbates in a clinic while the woman goes crazy from hormone shots and you almost get divorced.
#ParentingHumor
#IVFJourney
#StandUpComedy
#ParentingHumor
#IVFJourney
#StandUpComedy
March 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
IVF is a beautiful process. The man masturbates in a clinic while the woman goes crazy from hormone shots and you almost get divorced.
#ParentingHumor
#IVFJourney
#StandUpComedy
#ParentingHumor
#IVFJourney
#StandUpComedy
Not becoming a Nazi is actually super easy!
March 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not becoming a Nazi is actually super easy!
So happy for headshop owners who love whipped cream!
March 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So happy for headshop owners who love whipped cream!
I’m almost done! And I couldn’t have done it without the love and support of my amazing wife.
#conversiontherapy
#conversiontherapy
March 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m almost done! And I couldn’t have done it without the love and support of my amazing wife.
#conversiontherapy
#conversiontherapy