They poke your knees

Things are expensive because people like money. Full stop. It doesn’t matter if they need it, they just want MORE.

I’d watch whole seasons of this show on the Discovery Channel

I bet he envisioned this going so much differently as he drove off from Home Depot.

And… do we have a song called “Subchucking” yet? I’m thinking Weird Al could do a version of “Tubthumping” for this.