Matthew Soberman
@matthewsoberman.bsky.social
Muppy Award-winning writer for ToughPigs, Riffer of Videos for ScreenHoleTV's VHS. Sometimes I dress up like Figment, too.
Look, I’m not saying I need anything from the nation’s cheese reserves, but I would like to sample it, just to know what it tastes like. I’ve never turned down a cheese sample at the supermarket, and I wouldn’t turn it down from my government!
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Look, I’m not saying I need anything from the nation’s cheese reserves, but I would like to sample it, just to know what it tastes like. I’ve never turned down a cheese sample at the supermarket, and I wouldn’t turn it down from my government!
Kevin Bacon? From that SXSW appearance with Cookie Monster?
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Kevin Bacon? From that SXSW appearance with Cookie Monster?
Umm, I’m pretty sure you mean Steve Martin, from that video where he and Kermit play “Dueling Banjos.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Umm, I’m pretty sure you mean Steve Martin, from that video where he and Kermit play “Dueling Banjos.”
Dang, you were there for that? The best “I was there” moment I’ve got is Gary Sheffield’s 500th home run.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Dang, you were there for that? The best “I was there” moment I’ve got is Gary Sheffield’s 500th home run.
Thank you so much for joining us! The Rizzo/Captain America mashup was one of my favorites.
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Thank you so much for joining us! The Rizzo/Captain America mashup was one of my favorites.
That stinks, man. But if you’re not doing anything, you can watch me be a contestant on “Pass Around the Meatloaf!”
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That stinks, man. But if you’re not doing anything, you can watch me be a contestant on “Pass Around the Meatloaf!”
I’m rooting for you!
a teddy bear wearing a tie and a hat is holding a foam finger .
Alt: Fozzie Bear is holding a foam finger with “#1” on it.
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October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m rooting for you!
I remember those! They were really good.
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I remember those! They were really good.
Hey, this way you’ll always remember!
a man is singing into a microphone and pointing at the camera while a woman stands behind him .
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone and pointing at the camera while a woman stands behind him .
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hey, this way you’ll always remember!
I just went a week ago, and my favorite was El Artista: A Spanish Haunting. The most visually beautiful of the houses, with some top notch scareactors.
September 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I just went a week ago, and my favorite was El Artista: A Spanish Haunting. The most visually beautiful of the houses, with some top notch scareactors.
It was nice meeting you! Good company definitely helps those lines feel shorter!
August 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It was nice meeting you! Good company definitely helps those lines feel shorter!
Yes, I am! I’m also disappointed that you didn’t refer to him as Mets and Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter! Also Mets Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter!
August 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Yes, I am! I’m also disappointed that you didn’t refer to him as Mets and Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter! Also Mets Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter!
Thank you, Tori!
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Thank you, Tori!
I think Volkswagen is.
Volkswagen currywurst - Wikipedia
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August 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think Volkswagen is.
Oh, to see it with young eyes again!
August 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Oh, to see it with young eyes again!
I know just the place.
August 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I know just the place.
Who can forget the Electric Mayhem wailing out “Brass Bonanza” and Ron Francis’s surprise appearance in Veterinarian’s Hospital?
August 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Who can forget the Electric Mayhem wailing out “Brass Bonanza” and Ron Francis’s surprise appearance in Veterinarian’s Hospital?