Matthew Soberman
@matthewsoberman.bsky.social
Muppy Award-winning writer for ToughPigs, Riffer of Videos for ScreenHoleTV's VHS. Sometimes I dress up like Figment, too.
If you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you see this post egg
Yes, I am! I’m also disappointed that you didn’t refer to him as Mets and Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter! Also Mets Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter!
August 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Yes, I am! I’m also disappointed that you didn’t refer to him as Mets and Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter! Also Mets Hall of Fame catcher Gary Carter!
I know just the place.
August 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I know just the place.
You know the ice cream place is going to be good when they use the classic EPCOT font.
July 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You know the ice cream place is going to be good when they use the classic EPCOT font.
My Fantastic Four
July 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My Fantastic Four
Just looked, and it says May 22nd. So yeah, you’re probably right.
April 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just looked, and it says May 22nd. So yeah, you’re probably right.
Isn’t it obvious?
April 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Isn’t it obvious?
Tonight at 8 PM Eastern! Join me and the rest of the VHS crew for a night of Dream Bunnies, artistic seascapes, the spirit of California, and Weird Al! www.twitch.tv/screenholetv
March 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Tonight at 8 PM Eastern! Join me and the rest of the VHS crew for a night of Dream Bunnies, artistic seascapes, the spirit of California, and Weird Al! www.twitch.tv/screenholetv
On this Opening Day filled with promise and hope, I say, as but a simple man: Let’s Go Mets.
March 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
On this Opening Day filled with promise and hope, I say, as but a simple man: Let’s Go Mets.
Post your favorite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only
January 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Post your favorite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only
Post your Queen.
December 29, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Post your Queen.
December 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The villain of “Wheel-y Good Murders.” #MischiefMovieNightIn
December 21, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The villain of “Wheel-y Good Murders.” #MischiefMovieNightIn
Good news: I saw a famous building on the way to the subway.
Bad news: I have been murdered. Don't worry, a television star, a theater director and a podcast producer are currently investigating.
Bad news: I have been murdered. Don't worry, a television star, a theater director and a podcast producer are currently investigating.
November 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Good news: I saw a famous building on the way to the subway.
Bad news: I have been murdered. Don't worry, a television star, a theater director and a podcast producer are currently investigating.
Bad news: I have been murdered. Don't worry, a television star, a theater director and a podcast producer are currently investigating.
In NYC today to see the Macy’s balloon inflation, and I took a quick detour along the way.
(Okay, it was actually to Breads Bakery to pick up a pie for tomorrow. But it’s on the same block, so how could I resist?)
(Okay, it was actually to Breads Bakery to pick up a pie for tomorrow. But it’s on the same block, so how could I resist?)
November 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
In NYC today to see the Macy’s balloon inflation, and I took a quick detour along the way.
(Okay, it was actually to Breads Bakery to pick up a pie for tomorrow. But it’s on the same block, so how could I resist?)
(Okay, it was actually to Breads Bakery to pick up a pie for tomorrow. But it’s on the same block, so how could I resist?)
He would know!
November 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
He would know!
Alternatively times infinity!
November 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Alternatively times infinity!
Well, not *usually* Star Wars, anyhow.
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Well, not *usually* Star Wars, anyhow.
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
November 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
Ah, I thought the map was where you were looking to go, not where you’ve been. Then may I suggest going a borough over?
November 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Ah, I thought the map was where you were looking to go, not where you’ve been. Then may I suggest going a borough over?
The Brooklyn Cyclones, home to some of the best scenery in baseball!
November 19, 2024 at 12:16 AM
The Brooklyn Cyclones, home to some of the best scenery in baseball!
Gotta love Pepe with food!
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Gotta love Pepe with food!