Matthew Schwam
@matthewrsch.bsky.social
Trash at golf. Bad at everything else
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Opinion | Democrats leaving Texas to stop a gerrymandering power grab is grounds for removal. Republicans leaving Washington to avoid releasing the Epstein files is smart politics.
August 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Opinion | Democrats leaving Texas to stop a gerrymandering power grab is grounds for removal. Republicans leaving Washington to avoid releasing the Epstein files is smart politics.
Wow, is that just more performative garbage instead of doing something that will help candidates in the flyovers?
Great
Great
August 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Wow, is that just more performative garbage instead of doing something that will help candidates in the flyovers?
Great
Great
Pace yourselves, it’s gonna get worse. Stupider as well.
August 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pace yourselves, it’s gonna get worse. Stupider as well.
Try to keep in mind that these universities championed the inherent bigotry, the intimidation, and the violence directed toward their Jewish students.
At best they did nothing to help, and at worst they participated happily.
At best they did nothing to help, and at worst they participated happily.
April 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Try to keep in mind that these universities championed the inherent bigotry, the intimidation, and the violence directed toward their Jewish students.
At best they did nothing to help, and at worst they participated happily.
At best they did nothing to help, and at worst they participated happily.
As everyone is intent on losing their minds anyway- I’m gonna go ahead and offer that the anonymous “centrist democrat” comments were made so that we would win future elections outside of the population centers.
Right? All the people that want to primary that person must love losing.
Right? All the people that want to primary that person must love losing.
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As everyone is intent on losing their minds anyway- I’m gonna go ahead and offer that the anonymous “centrist democrat” comments were made so that we would win future elections outside of the population centers.
Right? All the people that want to primary that person must love losing.
Right? All the people that want to primary that person must love losing.
Been a minute. What all did I miss?
April 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Been a minute. What all did I miss?
OK. Teslas defense of their SA Nazi leader is basically that all auto companies had close ties with Nazi Germany before and some during WW2.
That approach loses the argument when it openly admits that elon is a Nazi.
This is the world we live in
That approach loses the argument when it openly admits that elon is a Nazi.
This is the world we live in
March 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
OK. Teslas defense of their SA Nazi leader is basically that all auto companies had close ties with Nazi Germany before and some during WW2.
That approach loses the argument when it openly admits that elon is a Nazi.
This is the world we live in
That approach loses the argument when it openly admits that elon is a Nazi.
This is the world we live in
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I was pretty sure that we were going to lose. Sharing the points with such a trash fire of a team still gets on my last nerve
March 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I was pretty sure that we were going to lose. Sharing the points with such a trash fire of a team still gets on my last nerve
Looks like they’re going to deport around 250,000 Ukrainian refugees from here in the next little bit. That’s exactly who we are now.
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Looks like they’re going to deport around 250,000 Ukrainian refugees from here in the next little bit. That’s exactly who we are now.
Guess what I heard-
Military recruiter offices have been directed to remove any materials depicting people of color from brochures or walls
There’s also been similar moves and more at the military academies.
The dumb escalates as we speak
Military recruiter offices have been directed to remove any materials depicting people of color from brochures or walls
There’s also been similar moves and more at the military academies.
The dumb escalates as we speak
March 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Guess what I heard-
Military recruiter offices have been directed to remove any materials depicting people of color from brochures or walls
There’s also been similar moves and more at the military academies.
The dumb escalates as we speak
Military recruiter offices have been directed to remove any materials depicting people of color from brochures or walls
There’s also been similar moves and more at the military academies.
The dumb escalates as we speak
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What's Your Billionaire Drug of Choice?
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
February 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What's Your Billionaire Drug of Choice?
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
I just now found out that you jerks have been holding out on me. Look at you- Just sitting there doing 60% of all the pharmaceuticals in the entire world with only 300 some odd million people. I’m stuck sitting here completely straight edge and all you losers are high AF.
February 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I just now found out that you jerks have been holding out on me. Look at you- Just sitting there doing 60% of all the pharmaceuticals in the entire world with only 300 some odd million people. I’m stuck sitting here completely straight edge and all you losers are high AF.
Let’s take a moment and reflect that we’ve gone all season without what I’d consider to be a real #9. Jesus is more of a winger, and Havertz at best is a shadow. The job now is to get top four and bring in a real 9 or two during the summer.
Yeah, it sucks but at least they’re fun to watch
Yeah, it sucks but at least they’re fun to watch
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Let’s take a moment and reflect that we’ve gone all season without what I’d consider to be a real #9. Jesus is more of a winger, and Havertz at best is a shadow. The job now is to get top four and bring in a real 9 or two during the summer.
Yeah, it sucks but at least they’re fun to watch
Yeah, it sucks but at least they’re fun to watch
I’m good. Not gonna lie. If I get an extra check I’m just gonna spend it on golf.
February 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’m good. Not gonna lie. If I get an extra check I’m just gonna spend it on golf.
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Thanks to Republicans, free speech is finally back in America. Here's why everyone who works for 60 Minutes should receive jail time.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
February 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Thanks to Republicans, free speech is finally back in America. Here's why everyone who works for 60 Minutes should receive jail time.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
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What if the Europeans pay us to furnish arms etc to Ukraine? What if Trump then uses that as leverage to get himself a better deal with Putin. Balls now back in Europe’s court.
That is what we call a bidding war- which is what you really covet (if you’re a genius) in any real estate transaction.
That is what we call a bidding war- which is what you really covet (if you’re a genius) in any real estate transaction.
February 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What if the Europeans pay us to furnish arms etc to Ukraine? What if Trump then uses that as leverage to get himself a better deal with Putin. Balls now back in Europe’s court.
That is what we call a bidding war- which is what you really covet (if you’re a genius) in any real estate transaction.
That is what we call a bidding war- which is what you really covet (if you’re a genius) in any real estate transaction.
Been a minute. What did I miss?
February 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Been a minute. What did I miss?
So, Adams got his pardon but every US Attorney told to file it and dismiss the corruption case has resigned instead.
Rumors were that another wave of indictments being prepared against him were set and ready when the pardon arrived.
Rumors were that another wave of indictments being prepared against him were set and ready when the pardon arrived.
February 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
So, Adams got his pardon but every US Attorney told to file it and dismiss the corruption case has resigned instead.
Rumors were that another wave of indictments being prepared against him were set and ready when the pardon arrived.
Rumors were that another wave of indictments being prepared against him were set and ready when the pardon arrived.
It’s all a show. Like it or not. Federal agencies cannot impress state and local officials into service. Choosing not to interfere or aid federal agencies is a constitutionally protected choice.
February 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s all a show. Like it or not. Federal agencies cannot impress state and local officials into service. Choosing not to interfere or aid federal agencies is a constitutionally protected choice.
I finally saw the afters. Slot and his assistant got done for comments made directly to that twat Oliver.
Jones should still get extras for attacking Decoure. Decoure gets to defend himself and celebrate wherever he wants, and his should get repealed.
Jones should still get extras for attacking Decoure. Decoure gets to defend himself and celebrate wherever he wants, and his should get repealed.
February 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I finally saw the afters. Slot and his assistant got done for comments made directly to that twat Oliver.
Jones should still get extras for attacking Decoure. Decoure gets to defend himself and celebrate wherever he wants, and his should get repealed.
Jones should still get extras for attacking Decoure. Decoure gets to defend himself and celebrate wherever he wants, and his should get repealed.