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‘And your Celebrity Big Brother winner is…Jack!’

#CBBUK
April 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you shout ‘Garlic bread’
I’ll set the bouncers on you
February 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
9. Verity - Colleen Hoover

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#BookSky
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
8. The Thursday Murder Club - Richard Osman (Audiobook)

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#BookSky
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
7. Your Sitcom Mission…Should You Choose to Accept It - Declan Hill, John Vorhaus & Simon Wright

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#BookSky
January 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
‘Fellow Ozians…

Firstly, are you OK?’

#DancingOnIce
January 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
6. The Man on the Street - Trevor Wood

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#BookSky
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
5. The World According to Cunk - Philomena Cunk (Audiobook)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#BookSky
January 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
4. Game On - Matt Cain

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#BookThreads
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Livi murdered by #TheTraitors

Linda:
January 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
3. Second Best - David Foenkinos

The most infuriatingly pathetic, whinging, unlikeable protagonist in literature - and to think, the book started so well…

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#BookSky
January 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
2. The Bee Sting - Paul Murray

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#BookSky
January 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
2025 📚

1. The Quizmaster - Jay Flynn (Audiobook)

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#BookSky
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
So, Teeth…

‘Life’s a Beach’ written on the beach hut
A plate of orange slices (served at half-time when football teams change ends)
Mention of ‘variety’
‘Big mouth’ (maybe chatty)

I think it’s too small to be Alan Carr himself.

I’m going for Oliver Savell.

#MaskedSingerUK
January 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Donna when she gets a shag in Mamma Mia
January 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Linda putting on her best show when Armani announced she was a Traitor

#TheTraitors
January 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Pure edgy that, mate

#SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 12:38 PM
You can tell Zoe Ball’s got one eye on the door

#GreggWallace
December 2, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Spotify last week: Get ready for #SpotifyWrapped

Me, a week on:
November 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Just when Amanda Abbington didn’t think she could hate #Strictly more…
November 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM