@matthewmclane.bsky.social
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April 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you shout ‘Garlic bread’
I’ll set the bouncers on you
Violets are blue
If you shout ‘Garlic bread’
I’ll set the bouncers on you
February 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you shout ‘Garlic bread’
I’ll set the bouncers on you
Violets are blue
If you shout ‘Garlic bread’
I’ll set the bouncers on you
January 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not as entertaining as when Harry won though, is it? #TheTraitors
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Not as entertaining as when Harry won though, is it? #TheTraitors
Having finished the It’s a Royal Knockout episodes, I’ve now realised what I want a @trientertainment.bsky.social deep-dive on:
Eldorado
Eldorado
January 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Having finished the It’s a Royal Knockout episodes, I’ve now realised what I want a @trientertainment.bsky.social deep-dive on:
Eldorado
Eldorado
Minah should have written that message in Welsh.
Watch Charlotte’s heart drop out of her arse.
#TheTraitors
Watch Charlotte’s heart drop out of her arse.
#TheTraitors
January 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Minah should have written that message in Welsh.
Watch Charlotte’s heart drop out of her arse.
#TheTraitors
Watch Charlotte’s heart drop out of her arse.
#TheTraitors
January 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Well Pegasus sounds like Vanessa Redgrave’s #CalltheMidwife voiceover, so I’ll go for that
#MaskedSingerUK
#MaskedSingerUK
January 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well Pegasus sounds like Vanessa Redgrave’s #CalltheMidwife voiceover, so I’ll go for that
#MaskedSingerUK
#MaskedSingerUK
So, Teeth…
‘Life’s a Beach’ written on the beach hut
A plate of orange slices (served at half-time when football teams change ends)
Mention of ‘variety’
‘Big mouth’ (maybe chatty)
I think it’s too small to be Alan Carr himself.
I’m going for Oliver Savell.
#MaskedSingerUK
‘Life’s a Beach’ written on the beach hut
A plate of orange slices (served at half-time when football teams change ends)
Mention of ‘variety’
‘Big mouth’ (maybe chatty)
I think it’s too small to be Alan Carr himself.
I’m going for Oliver Savell.
#MaskedSingerUK
January 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So, Teeth…
‘Life’s a Beach’ written on the beach hut
A plate of orange slices (served at half-time when football teams change ends)
Mention of ‘variety’
‘Big mouth’ (maybe chatty)
I think it’s too small to be Alan Carr himself.
I’m going for Oliver Savell.
#MaskedSingerUK
‘Life’s a Beach’ written on the beach hut
A plate of orange slices (served at half-time when football teams change ends)
Mention of ‘variety’
‘Big mouth’ (maybe chatty)
I think it’s too small to be Alan Carr himself.
I’m going for Oliver Savell.
#MaskedSingerUK
Donna when she gets a shag in Mamma Mia
January 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Donna when she gets a shag in Mamma Mia
January 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
*Doctor in St. Thomas’ waits patiently 10 minutes for the fireworks to end*
‘…And so I’m afraid we’ll be switching your dad’s machine off.’
‘…And so I’m afraid we’ll be switching your dad’s machine off.’
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*Doctor in St. Thomas’ waits patiently 10 minutes for the fireworks to end*
‘…And so I’m afraid we’ll be switching your dad’s machine off.’
‘…And so I’m afraid we’ll be switching your dad’s machine off.’
I didn’t know how I wanted Ruth Jones and James Corden to end #GavinandStacey - or even how they could - but that, tonight, was it.
Imagine creating characters so loved.
Fair play.
Imagine creating characters so loved.
Fair play.
December 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I didn’t know how I wanted Ruth Jones and James Corden to end #GavinandStacey - or even how they could - but that, tonight, was it.
Imagine creating characters so loved.
Fair play.
Imagine creating characters so loved.
Fair play.
December 4, 2024 at 12:38 PM
December 2, 2024 at 8:16 AM
November 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Thank you, John Prescott, for the best #HaveIGotNewsForYou moment since Angus’ “coke romp”
youtu.be/QFdt8sB8PzA?...
youtu.be/QFdt8sB8PzA?...
Ian Hislop vs. John Prescott - Have I Got News For You
YouTube video by Hat Trick Comedy
youtu.be
November 21, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Thank you, John Prescott, for the best #HaveIGotNewsForYou moment since Angus’ “coke romp”
youtu.be/QFdt8sB8PzA?...
youtu.be/QFdt8sB8PzA?...
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Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
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Report, block, don't engage. GET RID.
November 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Report, block, don't engage. GET RID.
Presumably everyone complaining about Tayce being on the #Strictly Christmas special will also be belling Ofcom about Pete Wicks’s routine tonight..?
November 16, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Presumably everyone complaining about Tayce being on the #Strictly Christmas special will also be belling Ofcom about Pete Wicks’s routine tonight..?
