Matthew Mayo
@matthewmayo.bsky.social
I’m here, I’m queer, and I need a nap.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
By the transitive powers, doesn’t this mean that the rogue leader of this country could be extradited by a foreign military to face charges in their country? Cause sure seems it.
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
By the transitive powers, doesn’t this mean that the rogue leader of this country could be extradited by a foreign military to face charges in their country? Cause sure seems it.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Remember when Fox News lost their mind because Obama wore a tan suit?
Can’t wait to see how they’ll not address this one.
Can’t wait to see how they’ll not address this one.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Remember when Fox News lost their mind because Obama wore a tan suit?
Can’t wait to see how they’ll not address this one.
Can’t wait to see how they’ll not address this one.
BREAKING: Absolutely everything.
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BREAKING: Absolutely everything.
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The Democratic Party is led by the politician equivalent of the dad who went out for cigarettes and never came back
March 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The Democratic Party is led by the politician equivalent of the dad who went out for cigarettes and never came back
Just saying, maybe it was a bad idea letting the guy with frontotemporal dementia be president again.
March 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just saying, maybe it was a bad idea letting the guy with frontotemporal dementia be president again.
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Whomever is advising the Democrats right now is criminally bad at their job. The notion that they can meme their way out of fascism is truly incredible.
March 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Whomever is advising the Democrats right now is criminally bad at their job. The notion that they can meme their way out of fascism is truly incredible.
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BRING BACK ELECTED OFFICIALS DUELING
March 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
BRING BACK ELECTED OFFICIALS DUELING
If we’re going to backslide in history, we really should bring back caning on the senate floor.
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If we’re going to backslide in history, we really should bring back caning on the senate floor.
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Dems could just put "RICH SHITTY MEN STEALING YOUR RETIREMENT MONEY" on hats and tshirts and I think it would be more effective messaging than whatever they're doing now
March 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dems could just put "RICH SHITTY MEN STEALING YOUR RETIREMENT MONEY" on hats and tshirts and I think it would be more effective messaging than whatever they're doing now
Donald Trump is an ego driven moron.
He doesn’t have a “great plan”.
He doesn’t understand how markets, governments, businesses, or functional relationships work. He managed to tank a casino even after daddy illegally bailed him out and has filed for bankruptcy six times -
He doesn’t have a “great plan”.
He doesn’t understand how markets, governments, businesses, or functional relationships work. He managed to tank a casino even after daddy illegally bailed him out and has filed for bankruptcy six times -
March 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Donald Trump is an ego driven moron.
He doesn’t have a “great plan”.
He doesn’t understand how markets, governments, businesses, or functional relationships work. He managed to tank a casino even after daddy illegally bailed him out and has filed for bankruptcy six times -
He doesn’t have a “great plan”.
He doesn’t understand how markets, governments, businesses, or functional relationships work. He managed to tank a casino even after daddy illegally bailed him out and has filed for bankruptcy six times -
The United States is no longer a reliable ally, and will be lucky to come out of the next four years as a middle power.
Trump to Zelenskyy: "Don't tell us what we're gonna feel. You're in no position to dictate that. You're in no position to dictate what we're gonna feel. We're gonna feel very good and very strong. You're right now not in a very good position. You're gambling with World War 3."
February 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The United States is no longer a reliable ally, and will be lucky to come out of the next four years as a middle power.
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You don’t get to have it both ways… you don’t get to harass and terrorize immigrants … then beg for their labor www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
Bipartisan ‘Guest Worker’ bill filed to have immigrants work in GA, resolve labor shortages
The bill is intended to fill positions in areas with labor shortages by hiring “willing citizens of other nations to perform work in this state for limited periods of time.”
www.wsbtv.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You don’t get to have it both ways… you don’t get to harass and terrorize immigrants … then beg for their labor www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
I cannot fathom being this serene, but boy do I wish I could.
February 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I cannot fathom being this serene, but boy do I wish I could.
