Soy-faced Kenosha Kid
@matthewmarnold.bsky.social
You never did the Kenosha Kid? Sewer socialist, Midwestern nationalist, Gotham denizen, non-Kyle fan
It's giving Dr. Scott from Rocky Horror finally reconciling with his shameful kink
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It's giving Dr. Scott from Rocky Horror finally reconciling with his shameful kink
Noticed this on LinkNYC kiosks last week. So is Adams on the take from Modi too or are we just using city resources to wish other countries’ pogrom-happy fascist leaders happy birthday as a courtesy now? #thanksdeblasio
September 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Noticed this on LinkNYC kiosks last week. So is Adams on the take from Modi too or are we just using city resources to wish other countries’ pogrom-happy fascist leaders happy birthday as a courtesy now? #thanksdeblasio
Dolan always calls to mind Alex Rocco’s wonderfully sinister/ridicuous mobbed-up Cardinal in The Pope Must Die (1991)
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dolan always calls to mind Alex Rocco’s wonderfully sinister/ridicuous mobbed-up Cardinal in The Pope Must Die (1991)
Once again, Trevor Noah called it in 2017
September 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Once again, Trevor Noah called it in 2017
Two very Chicago signs from today’s protest. At one point, as we marched under the El tracks, a train rumbling overhead tootled at us in solidarity and my cynical heart melted a lil bit
June 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Two very Chicago signs from today’s protest. At one point, as we marched under the El tracks, a train rumbling overhead tootled at us in solidarity and my cynical heart melted a lil bit
I’m often reminded of Bitsy, Central Park’s Stanley Tucci-voiced Leona Helmsley analogue
May 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m often reminded of Bitsy, Central Park’s Stanley Tucci-voiced Leona Helmsley analogue
Ventured out into the hellscape last night to watch my home slice Orson Welles’ moody Magnificent Ambersons, a tale of ruined Midwestern aristocracy, and was struck by how Musky Tim Holt’s doltish young proto-incel riche Georgie Minafer looked.
May 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ventured out into the hellscape last night to watch my home slice Orson Welles’ moody Magnificent Ambersons, a tale of ruined Midwestern aristocracy, and was struck by how Musky Tim Holt’s doltish young proto-incel riche Georgie Minafer looked.
Trump take egg at the legendary Franks Diner in Kenosha, Wisconsin
May 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trump take egg at the legendary Franks Diner in Kenosha, Wisconsin
His favorite hot dog joint:
May 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
His favorite hot dog joint:
Like it's literally the old Soviet anti-drinking ad sans the "Het!"
May 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Like it's literally the old Soviet anti-drinking ad sans the "Het!"
It is as The Prophet Trevor Noah foresaw ten years ago:
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It is as The Prophet Trevor Noah foresaw ten years ago:
Trevor Noah called it in 2015
April 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trevor Noah called it in 2015