💙 McDutchoven™ 💙
@matthewlauniere.bsky.social
Wine and Hash connoisseur, keyboard warrior/activist. SAT score 850
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teh only thing my bffis biyased to is my toilet wine.
cuz its da BOMB!
cuz its da BOMB!
January 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
teh only thing my bffis biyased to is my toilet wine.
cuz its da BOMB!
cuz its da BOMB!
no you told me he is bad and you are my bff and the almost smarrtes person I know only jackie is smarrtr
January 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
no you told me he is bad and you are my bff and the almost smarrtes person I know only jackie is smarrtr
i don't understand
why is it bad wrod if you like doing it with me???
why is it bad wrod if you like doing it with me???
January 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i don't understand
why is it bad wrod if you like doing it with me???
why is it bad wrod if you like doing it with me???
Reposted by 💙 McDutchoven™ 💙
DShocker aka Nathan Hanshaw
Aka dude who posted this:
Brad Dennis was their co-conspirator per his own words as documented in that wired article.
GrossAF
0_o wtf #ballsgang?!!!?!?
Aka dude who posted this:
Brad Dennis was their co-conspirator per his own words as documented in that wired article.
GrossAF
0_o wtf #ballsgang?!!!?!?
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
DShocker aka Nathan Hanshaw
Aka dude who posted this:
Brad Dennis was their co-conspirator per his own words as documented in that wired article.
GrossAF
0_o wtf #ballsgang?!!!?!?
Aka dude who posted this:
Brad Dennis was their co-conspirator per his own words as documented in that wired article.
GrossAF
0_o wtf #ballsgang?!!!?!?
January 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by 💙 McDutchoven™ 💙
Sixteen years, a quiet storm,
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
January 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sixteen years, a quiet storm,
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
Sixteen years, a quiet storm,
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
January 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sixteen years, a quiet storm,
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
A body numb, now takes new form.
A flicker, fire, a spark reborn,
A moment rare, the past forlorn.
Hard-on rises, bold, alive,
A whisper echoes: “You’ll survive.”
In this pulse, life’s rhythm flows,
A story only you will know.
damn right! me and my bud-bud @combatbeat.bsky.social have the best parties evn if it only us partying.
we fkn rule!
we fkn rule!
January 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
damn right! me and my bud-bud @combatbeat.bsky.social have the best parties evn if it only us partying.
we fkn rule!
we fkn rule!
I'm saving it for my birthday when i will clean it with rubbing alcohol for the ultimate buzz Gonna be trippin like a hippy drinkin that shit.
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a purple background
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in front of a purple background
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm saving it for my birthday when i will clean it with rubbing alcohol for the ultimate buzz Gonna be trippin like a hippy drinkin that shit.
Now Ted McD and Matthew both,
Share a tale that fans still quote.
A lesson learned: while roles can blend,
Authenticity wins in the end.
Share a tale that fans still quote.
A lesson learned: while roles can blend,
Authenticity wins in the end.
a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying boom while sitting on a stage .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Now Ted McD and Matthew both,
Share a tale that fans still quote.
A lesson learned: while roles can blend,
Authenticity wins in the end.
Share a tale that fans still quote.
A lesson learned: while roles can blend,
Authenticity wins in the end.
For Ted, though caught, had brought delight,
With his quirky show that fateful night.
And Matthew, amused, joined in the jest,
Declaring Ted’s mimicry one of the best.
With his quirky show that fateful night.
And Matthew, amused, joined in the jest,
Declaring Ted’s mimicry one of the best.
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
For Ted, though caught, had brought delight,
With his quirky show that fateful night.
And Matthew, amused, joined in the jest,
Declaring Ted’s mimicry one of the best.
With his quirky show that fateful night.
And Matthew, amused, joined in the jest,
Declaring Ted’s mimicry one of the best.
The jig was up; the act laid bare,
Ted faced the crowd with a sheepish stare.
But instead of jeers, the room broke out,
In laughter loud, a jovial shout.
Ted faced the crowd with a sheepish stare.
But instead of jeers, the room broke out,
In laughter loud, a jovial shout.
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The jig was up; the act laid bare,
Ted faced the crowd with a sheepish stare.
But instead of jeers, the room broke out,
In laughter loud, a jovial shout.
Ted faced the crowd with a sheepish stare.
But instead of jeers, the room broke out,
In laughter loud, a jovial shout.
A slip, a laugh, a misplaced cue,
The audience caught the odd askew.
“Matthew never trips on his words,” they said,
“That swagger? No, that’s Ted McD instead!”
The audience caught the odd askew.
“Matthew never trips on his words,” they said,
“That swagger? No, that’s Ted McD instead!”
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A slip, a laugh, a misplaced cue,
The audience caught the odd askew.
“Matthew never trips on his words,” they said,
“That swagger? No, that’s Ted McD instead!”
The audience caught the odd askew.
“Matthew never trips on his words,” they said,
“That swagger? No, that’s Ted McD instead!”
But in the crowd, a murmur grew,
“Is that Matthew? It can’t be true!”
For while Ted tried to steal the show,
His imposture began to overthrow.
“Is that Matthew? It can’t be true!”
For while Ted tried to steal the show,
His imposture began to overthrow.
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
But in the crowd, a murmur grew,
“Is that Matthew? It can’t be true!”
For while Ted tried to steal the show,
His imposture began to overthrow.
“Is that Matthew? It can’t be true!”
For while Ted tried to steal the show,
His imposture began to overthrow.