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matthewlauniere.bsky.social
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@matthewlauniere.bsky.social
Wine and Hash connoisseur, keyboard warrior/activist. SAT score 850

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Steven Jarvis is my brother 4 life if ppl don't stop saying he is a pedopile on X then I will help him with them, its not his fault that he also is frens with Michael Gordon Douglas and that he is a pedo.
January 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My bff @combatbeat.bsky.social curred my erectyle dysfunction with this meme showing traitor Mike Rothschild the power of Jim Stewartsons digital army.
January 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Ohhh man, this haasssh, hit me like a freigh trainTook one puff an BAM! I'm floatin in orbit like a f***n spaceman!! Too strong, man, too STRONGG. I can’t even feel my legsss, or my FACE, what the h***l!!

waht is #bAllsgang
December 31, 2024 at 5:50 PM
In shadows deep, where candles dim,
Alone I sit, on a yuletide whim.
A bottle brewed in porcelain shrine,
To drown my sorrow in toilet wine.

The carols fade, the silence sings,
A hollow cheer the season brings.
Yet through the glass, a spark divine
Hope, like wine, matures with time.
December 26, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Their patterns defy human logic, suggesting extraterrestrial intent. Experts claim the "drones" are man-made, yet their silent operation proves alien technology.
December 15, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Thread:

The New Jersey drones can't be anything but aliens. Think about it—why do they fly in patterns that mimic the star constellations? Coincidence? Impossible!
December 15, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I am thrilled that my love got her Bluesky account back reuniting us, so thrilled I wrote a poem about it.

I hope she sees it and understaands we are made for each other, I would take care of her children so she can defend demorcacy like only she can, they would be so clean from all our baths.
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I will never forgive mother.

Bowl cut sat crooked,
Mother's scissors snip, snip, snap—
My tears fell lopsided
December 6, 2024 at 11:33 PM
This morning I made my coffee using commie tears.

Patriots In Control
December 1, 2024 at 3:26 PM
F*CK YOU!!! stipid ai you don'tt know SH*T!!!!
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Not many people know this, Launiere is a Canadian name.
November 20, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I called him again and told him about Ballsgang posting fruit memes.

He was shocked at their criminal behavior and have added this to the evidence pile.
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Next, place your concoction in a cool and dark place, being a man of tradition and culture I use my toilet tank, see image.

Leave it there for one 5-7 days, I find the bubbling noises very soothing when doing my number two you know it's ready when it stops to bubble.
November 10, 2024 at 11:22 AM