Matthew K. Johnson
@matthewkjohnson.bsky.social
World’s biggest crybaby
As a young man I listened smitten to guys who looked like this talk about X-men for literal HOURS
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
As a young man I listened smitten to guys who looked like this talk about X-men for literal HOURS
What size is that jacket?!
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What size is that jacket?!
We just need to figure out which dockworker was drunk on which day to get out of this whole mess
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We just need to figure out which dockworker was drunk on which day to get out of this whole mess
This makes me wonder what you think of the movie "Goon"
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This makes me wonder what you think of the movie "Goon"
I bet Tony is making that “I told you so” face
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet Tony is making that “I told you so” face
The pattern is gay
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The pattern is gay
Sounds like the opposite is true and he's having trouble convincing himself
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Sounds like the opposite is true and he's having trouble convincing himself
Proposal: the bossa nova but at 140 bpm
August 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Proposal: the bossa nova but at 140 bpm
Hello it’s me
August 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hello it’s me
Don’t ass-sume
August 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don’t ass-sume