Matthew J Elliott
@matthewjelliott.bsky.social
Award-winning scriptwriter, voice talent, contributor to RiffTrax, Big Finish, Imagination Theatre. Riffs on Patreon.
Banning kids from enjoying pop music. Never known to fail.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Banning kids from enjoying pop music. Never known to fail.
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For previous chapters, plus over 160 riffs, become a subscriber!
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Time's Up For the Fugitive Doctor | Matthew J Elliott
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November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For previous chapters, plus over 160 riffs, become a subscriber!
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The trailer for the riff of Atom Man Vs Superman is up now! To hear the whole thing, plus over 160 more riffs, including Star Trek and Doctor Who, subscribe on Patreon!
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SuperRiffs - Atom Man Vs Superman Chapter Seven (Sample)
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November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Wait a second, you're cancelling it before we found out what the deal was with Steve Buscemi's character? That's some bullshit right there.
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Poker Face Season 2 | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
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November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wait a second, you're cancelling it before we found out what the deal was with Steve Buscemi's character? That's some bullshit right there.
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Why you should never Google yourself.
No, very little, and yes.
No, very little, and yes.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Why you should never Google yourself.
No, very little, and yes.
No, very little, and yes.
The riff of Star Trek The Motion Picture is up now on Patreon! For access to over 160 more riffs, plus video comics and Detours in Time and Space, become a subscriber!
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Better Late..? You Be the Judge | Matthew J Elliott
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November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The riff of Star Trek The Motion Picture is up now on Patreon! For access to over 160 more riffs, plus video comics and Detours in Time and Space, become a subscriber!
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Wasn't she a lawyer before becoming the most frequently-fired presenter on TV?
How does she not understand that "barely Legal" is still ILLEGAL? And now she wants to change the goalposts on what should be considered pedophilia and abuse!
How does she not understand that "barely Legal" is still ILLEGAL? And now she wants to change the goalposts on what should be considered pedophilia and abuse!
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wasn't she a lawyer before becoming the most frequently-fired presenter on TV?
How does she not understand that "barely Legal" is still ILLEGAL? And now she wants to change the goalposts on what should be considered pedophilia and abuse!
How does she not understand that "barely Legal" is still ILLEGAL? And now she wants to change the goalposts on what should be considered pedophilia and abuse!
There's a spray-tan joke in the latest "true colours" clickbait.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
There's a spray-tan joke in the latest "true colours" clickbait.
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon! For all chapters, plus over 160 riffs, become a subscriber!
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The Increasingly Long Goodbye of Donna Noble | Matthew J Elliott
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November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon! For all chapters, plus over 160 riffs, become a subscriber!
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He's only been allowed to appear on every other episode of Question Time, how is that fair?
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He's only been allowed to appear on every other episode of Question Time, how is that fair?
The trailer for the riff of the Star Trek TNG finale is on YouTube! To hear the whole thing, plus over 160 more riffs, including Doctor Who, Captain America and Superman, become a subscriber! There's a new riff every week!
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TrekRiffs - All Good Things Act 10 (Sample)
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November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I'll allow this one.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'll allow this one.
Just when I thought we weren't going to get our "true colours" clickbait for the week!
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just when I thought we weren't going to get our "true colours" clickbait for the week!
I always wonder about the phrase "strenuously denied" used by newsreaders with regard to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.
What's the tipping point between "denied" and "strenuously denied"?
Are people who simply "deny" allegations basically telling us they don't want exoneration badly enough?
What's the tipping point between "denied" and "strenuously denied"?
Are people who simply "deny" allegations basically telling us they don't want exoneration badly enough?
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I always wonder about the phrase "strenuously denied" used by newsreaders with regard to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.
What's the tipping point between "denied" and "strenuously denied"?
Are people who simply "deny" allegations basically telling us they don't want exoneration badly enough?
What's the tipping point between "denied" and "strenuously denied"?
Are people who simply "deny" allegations basically telling us they don't want exoneration badly enough?
The latest riff of the Incredible Hulk is on Patreon now! For this, and over 160 other riffs, including Doctor Who, Star Trek and Superman, subscribe now! There's a new riff every week!
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The (Almost) Forgotten Hulk | Matthew J Elliott
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November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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I feel they were unwise to change the title from "Gillian Anderson's Big-Ass Hat".
The Abandons | Official Trailer | Netflix
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November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I feel they were unwise to change the title from "Gillian Anderson's Big-Ass Hat".
Definitive proof that climate change exists is how many Beach Boys songs are being used on Christmas ads.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Definitive proof that climate change exists is how many Beach Boys songs are being used on Christmas ads.
Mention of Kelsey Grammer on the US Have I Got News For You made me realise that we should be on season 3 of the revived Frasier, but we're not. That hurts.
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Mention of Kelsey Grammer on the US Have I Got News For You made me realise that we should be on season 3 of the revived Frasier, but we're not. That hurts.
Punxsutawney Phil sees daylight more often than Mike Johnson.
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Punxsutawney Phil sees daylight more often than Mike Johnson.
Fans react with shock as new Doctor Who announced:
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Fans react with shock as new Doctor Who announced:
Sudden thought about the Doctor Who Christmas special: What if we see the Fourteenth Doctor regenerate (fully this time) and we end up following that Doctor instead of Billie?
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sudden thought about the Doctor Who Christmas special: What if we see the Fourteenth Doctor regenerate (fully this time) and we end up following that Doctor instead of Billie?
That last paragraph of the statement from Buckingham Palace comes as close to saying "Yeah, he did it" as is probably legally permissible.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That last paragraph of the statement from Buckingham Palace comes as close to saying "Yeah, he did it" as is probably legally permissible.
The riff for Part Seven of Atom Man Vs Superman is on Patreon now. For all previous chapters, plus 160 more riffs, become a subscriber - there's a new riff every week!
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Superman Vs the Flash!... back | Matthew J Elliott
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October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I can beat that record.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can beat that record.
I can beat that record.
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I can beat that record.