Matthewie
@matthewie.bsky.social
I’m not really a cat. I’m a 36yo bear. Maxxine Dupri stan account.
Dashing Rhea anyone?
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Dashing Rhea anyone?
Same reason Bush protected Clinton. They’re all in it together.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Same reason Bush protected Clinton. They’re all in it together.
Should have been Omos. He should also be Cena’s and AJ’s last opponent too.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Should have been Omos. He should also be Cena’s and AJ’s last opponent too.
He was the best live action Jasmine. Shame what happened to Aladdin though.
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He was the best live action Jasmine. Shame what happened to Aladdin though.
Why would Hezbollah try to rebuild in Lebanon? That’s crazy talk. They’d never do anything like that. They’re a party of peace. Please ignore the AK on their flag.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Why would Hezbollah try to rebuild in Lebanon? That’s crazy talk. They’d never do anything like that. They’re a party of peace. Please ignore the AK on their flag.
Cody NEEDS to grow the mustache back. I will die on that hill. Would fix everything wrong with his character.
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Cody NEEDS to grow the mustache back. I will die on that hill. Would fix everything wrong with his character.
Whoever’s doing these is delusional. This is like them making Blizzard stand alone movie.
November 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Whoever’s doing these is delusional. This is like them making Blizzard stand alone movie.
Hear me out, new seasons of Gargoyles like they did Xmen.
Would literally print money. Who doesn’t love Gargoyles.
Would literally print money. Who doesn’t love Gargoyles.
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hear me out, new seasons of Gargoyles like they did Xmen.
Would literally print money. Who doesn’t love Gargoyles.
Would literally print money. Who doesn’t love Gargoyles.
But he’s their king now. Got him a cool crown and everything. This shit is wild.
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
But he’s their king now. Got him a cool crown and everything. This shit is wild.
Crown, for reference.
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Crown, for reference.
Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
Have you watched this banger? It’s quite possible the worst movie I’ve seen.
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Have you watched this banger? It’s quite possible the worst movie I’ve seen.
They’re making friends.
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
They’re making friends.
Cats should have floppy dog ears.
August 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Cats should have floppy dog ears.
A wild Beercat appears.
July 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A wild Beercat appears.
Guess who has a leak? FML
July 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Guess who has a leak? FML
More people need to vote for Vermin Supreme!
July 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
More people need to vote for Vermin Supreme!
I really need some delicious water, but every time I try I just find another beer. Send help.
July 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I really need some delicious water, but every time I try I just find another beer. Send help.
Another counterpoint. I could totally take a black bear in a fistfight. I could not take Bigfoot.
June 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Another counterpoint. I could totally take a black bear in a fistfight. I could not take Bigfoot.
Was washing dishes and my pointer finger ring exploded and flew across the room.
June 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Was washing dishes and my pointer finger ring exploded and flew across the room.
Good thing they’re not the only nearby countries. 😑
But sure let’s all make excuses while Israel kills the rest of them.
But sure let’s all make excuses while Israel kills the rest of them.
June 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Good thing they’re not the only nearby countries. 😑
But sure let’s all make excuses while Israel kills the rest of them.
But sure let’s all make excuses while Israel kills the rest of them.
Here’s my cat peeing in the toilet. It’s easy to train them to do this and idk why people act like I’m crazy when you bring it up.
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May 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here’s my cat peeing in the toilet. It’s easy to train them to do this and idk why people act like I’m crazy when you bring it up.
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