Matthewie
@matthewie.bsky.social
Y’all act like you’ve never been smacked by a cat for no reason before. 😑 Deepfake expert. Maxxine Dupri stan account.
Was my first thought.
February 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Was my first thought.
CM punk should have retired instead of AJ or Cena.
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
CM punk should have retired instead of AJ or Cena.
The best conspiracy theory I’ve heard today is that Netanyahu is really Epstein after a FaceOff style cosmetic surgery.
February 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The best conspiracy theory I’ve heard today is that Netanyahu is really Epstein after a FaceOff style cosmetic surgery.
They’re lying. Just wait.
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
They’re lying. Just wait.
No. You can’t trust the Germans with that kind of power. Look what it did to The US and Russia.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
No. You can’t trust the Germans with that kind of power. Look what it did to The US and Russia.
Wait until we’re 75 and we’re still going on about how shitty Trump was and our grandkids are fighting space bugs with lasers or whatever.
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Wait until we’re 75 and we’re still going on about how shitty Trump was and our grandkids are fighting space bugs with lasers or whatever.
Maybe not, but most of the elderly aren’t politically or culturally aware to actually care about or understand things that happen after their 40s. Look at all the millennials that still think it’s 2012 for example.
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Maybe not, but most of the elderly aren’t politically or culturally aware to actually care about or understand things that happen after their 40s. Look at all the millennials that still think it’s 2012 for example.
…or I know a lot of old people? 🤷🏻 you pick.
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
…or I know a lot of old people? 🤷🏻 you pick.
I’m not disagreeing with that. I just think it’s way more important to them to not be a “Nazi” and are from a mostly Anglo Christian background so they’re already predisposed to seeing Israel as the “good guys.”
“Killing Middle Eastern people is bad” doesn’t even blip on most of their radars. 🤷🏻
“Killing Middle Eastern people is bad” doesn’t even blip on most of their radars. 🤷🏻
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I’m not disagreeing with that. I just think it’s way more important to them to not be a “Nazi” and are from a mostly Anglo Christian background so they’re already predisposed to seeing Israel as the “good guys.”
“Killing Middle Eastern people is bad” doesn’t even blip on most of their radars. 🤷🏻
“Killing Middle Eastern people is bad” doesn’t even blip on most of their radars. 🤷🏻
This is so much more of a correct answer. Most old Americans don’t give two shits about Afghanistan. The “current war” in their mind is still ‘nam.
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
This is so much more of a correct answer. Most old Americans don’t give two shits about Afghanistan. The “current war” in their mind is still ‘nam.
I miss when YouTube videos were like, “Here’s this niche thing that at best you’ve only heard about in passing. Look how stupid and cool it is.”
Now everything is literally, “Here is popular thing. Isn’t it popular. Please clap.”
Idk. I’m probably just drunk and yelling at clouds.
Now everything is literally, “Here is popular thing. Isn’t it popular. Please clap.”
Idk. I’m probably just drunk and yelling at clouds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I miss when YouTube videos were like, “Here’s this niche thing that at best you’ve only heard about in passing. Look how stupid and cool it is.”
Now everything is literally, “Here is popular thing. Isn’t it popular. Please clap.”
Idk. I’m probably just drunk and yelling at clouds.
Now everything is literally, “Here is popular thing. Isn’t it popular. Please clap.”
Idk. I’m probably just drunk and yelling at clouds.
Why did we stop calling bouquets nosegays?
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Why did we stop calling bouquets nosegays?
Told yall it was a trap and ya shit in me.
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Told yall it was a trap and ya shit in me.
Why would they betray Russia like this. It makes no sense.
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Why would they betray Russia like this. It makes no sense.
Ubisoft cancelled it specifically because they hate us.
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Ubisoft cancelled it specifically because they hate us.
Then they both mysteriously die in a car accident on their way. Shocking.
February 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Then they both mysteriously die in a car accident on their way. Shocking.
Hispanic men love shooting white nurses. It’s a very well known fact. Ask anyone.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Hispanic men love shooting white nurses. It’s a very well known fact. Ask anyone.
Don Lemon is still guilty and should be in prison.
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Don Lemon is still guilty and should be in prison.
Yes. Running people off that want to help is always what’s best for people who are literally dying.
Maybe be mad at the Jews not helping? Like wtf?
Maybe be mad at the Jews not helping? Like wtf?
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Yes. Running people off that want to help is always what’s best for people who are literally dying.
Maybe be mad at the Jews not helping? Like wtf?
Maybe be mad at the Jews not helping? Like wtf?
Did he wear a Canadian tuxedo and do tricks on it again?
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Did he wear a Canadian tuxedo and do tricks on it again?
Does anyone make tiny cast iron pokers? Like 6 inches or so? I think it would be cute for when I need to mess around with candles. Fish the wick out or push down the sides or whatever
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Does anyone make tiny cast iron pokers? Like 6 inches or so? I think it would be cute for when I need to mess around with candles. Fish the wick out or push down the sides or whatever
That still doesn’t mean the president doesn’t need to go down there sometimes and glad hand them a bit until they wanna stick around.
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
That still doesn’t mean the president doesn’t need to go down there sometimes and glad hand them a bit until they wanna stick around.
Back in the day before I got the afib and could enjoy caffeine, I would constantly open new Starbucks rewards accounts because they’d give you free stuff.
I don’t think they understand economy or something.
I don’t think they understand economy or something.
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Back in the day before I got the afib and could enjoy caffeine, I would constantly open new Starbucks rewards accounts because they’d give you free stuff.
I don’t think they understand economy or something.
I don’t think they understand economy or something.
Killing it bruv. I was doing great until I started drinking again. The being snowed in fucked me up.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Killing it bruv. I was doing great until I started drinking again. The being snowed in fucked me up.
Blazing Saddles 2 is what my heart wants, but idk how the general population would deal with that.
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Blazing Saddles 2 is what my heart wants, but idk how the general population would deal with that.