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Matthewie
@matthewie.bsky.social
I’m not really a cat. I’m a 36yo bear. Maxxine Dupri stan account.
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The Israelis are cool people. The Iranians are cool people. The Americans are cool people.

Governments suck. All of them. 🫡
Im wearing mukluks, a beanie, boxers, and a makeshift cape made out of a blanket.

I have nice pajamas. WTF is wrong with me?
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can someone run against Congresswoman Plaskett? She desperately needs to be primaried but the republicans don’t need another seat.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If I catch any of you supporting MTG I’m immediately blocking you. 🫡
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember when Colleen Ballinger groomed some kids and played a ukulele about it?

The whole system is fucked and needs to be burned down. Change my mind.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Make sure to donate to her funeral costs if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fox Arm is hype AF. Iynyn
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Maxxine Dupri will someday be in the Hall of Fame.

Change my mind.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Has a catboy vtuber done a parody of Kid Rocks “Cowboy” but Catboy?

If not, free idea.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nintendo, hear me out, Gameboy SP “mini” and it’s just a gameboy SP with a selection of 50 GBA games on it? Seems like you could make that for $50 sell it for $100. Now Nintendo has double money.
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The N64 is still one of my favorite video game consoles ever and always will be.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Germany reinstating the draft? They gonna start burning Jews again, aren’t they?
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember when RBG wanted to retire during a Hillary presidency and stayed on the Supreme Court way too long? This is one of the reasons the Supreme Court is so fucked now.

The Democratic Establishment gives
0 fucks about us.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Bravo ladies that was great I am now afraid of all of you
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m in favor of public execution for everyone who’s ever been alone in a room with Epstein. You know, just to be safe.

Maybe I’m biased.
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I personally think they should read the Epstein client list aloud on the Senate floor while we all watch. Would be the best thing to happen to CSPAN in years.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Why have the Democrats abandoned us? Empty promises and money. 😑 I’m done with all of them. I hope God salts the earth of their graves and they know no beauty in life or death.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Have you guys ever saw anyone wearing one of those “Unfortunately Straight” T-shirts that was actually fuckable?
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is why British people shouldn’t be allowed knives. They just don’t know how to act right. These kind of things never happen in more civilized countries.
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Can we stop pretending like donating to “charities” cancels out any of the horrible shit people do and continue to do every day.

That’s not how any of this works. WTF is wrong with people.
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social You should lean into the meme and grow a giant mustache. 🫰🏻
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You’re trying to do everything “right” and you’re missing the point.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Do I believe the French First Lady is a man? No.

Do I believe people should be taken to court for calling her a man. Also no.
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If your major concern is bitching about remodeling instead of getting the government reopened so impoverished people get their snap benefits and do not starve to death, I hope you get hit by a train.
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Everyone ready for the mass looting and riots when SNAP gets cut off at the end of the week?

Or do we still only wanna talk about a damn building that Canada burnt down once?
October 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM