Matthew Fugere
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Matthew Fugere
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· Jan 17
2025 Games Completed (Thread)
#1: Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
#1: Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
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We can all be decorated. I am a bear.
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We can all be decorated. I am a bear.
Here are the games of the year, and remember that disagreeing with me is illegal:
10. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
9. Avowed
8. Monster Hunter Wilds
7. Donkey Kong Bananza
6. Elden Ring: Nightreign
5. Ghost of Yotei
4. Hades II
3. Silent Hill F
2. Skate Story
1. Death Stranding 2
10. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
9. Avowed
8. Monster Hunter Wilds
7. Donkey Kong Bananza
6. Elden Ring: Nightreign
5. Ghost of Yotei
4. Hades II
3. Silent Hill F
2. Skate Story
1. Death Stranding 2
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Here are the games of the year, and remember that disagreeing with me is illegal:
10. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
9. Avowed
8. Monster Hunter Wilds
7. Donkey Kong Bananza
6. Elden Ring: Nightreign
5. Ghost of Yotei
4. Hades II
3. Silent Hill F
2. Skate Story
1. Death Stranding 2
10. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
9. Avowed
8. Monster Hunter Wilds
7. Donkey Kong Bananza
6. Elden Ring: Nightreign
5. Ghost of Yotei
4. Hades II
3. Silent Hill F
2. Skate Story
1. Death Stranding 2
dinosaur comics
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
dinosaur comics
this is a completely correct review of Silksong, a game that I love one minute and then absolutely hate the next
my silksong review is up!!!
thank you again to VGC for the opportunity 💜
thank you again to VGC for the opportunity 💜
Hollow Knight: Silksong review: A game that intends to make you suffer, even to its own detriment.
⭐️⭐️⭐️
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/hollo...
⭐️⭐️⭐️
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/hollo...
September 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
this is a completely correct review of Silksong, a game that I love one minute and then absolutely hate the next
I reviewed Chester Cheetah’s potato crisps, the worst snack I have ever eaten as an adult: averycoolandniceman.wordpress.com/2025/08/04/p...
Product Review: Chester’s Original Potato Crisp
Chester Cheetah is a criminal. There is no way around this fact, but much like those who become profiteers off the vulnerable wills of the chemically altered, Chester is also a God to many. Every m…
averycoolandniceman.wordpress.com
August 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I reviewed Chester Cheetah’s potato crisps, the worst snack I have ever eaten as an adult: averycoolandniceman.wordpress.com/2025/08/04/p...
dude is the sickest word we have and I’ll never stop using it to address everyone I know, especially animals
The word "dude" is often associated with the '80s and '90s. But its origin is rooted much, much farther back in American history and it took a long and winding road to reach the coast of California.
Dude, the history behind the word dude is wild
The word "dude" is often associated with the '80s and '90s. But its origin is rooted much, much farther back in American history and it took a long and winding road to reach the coast of California.
n.pr
August 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
dude is the sickest word we have and I’ll never stop using it to address everyone I know, especially animals
in our lane, moisturized, poised for greatness, ready to defeat the fascists, never using AI because it’s for dorks and fascists
July 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
in our lane, moisturized, poised for greatness, ready to defeat the fascists, never using AI because it’s for dorks and fascists
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I find myself in places that are new often because I do not usually know where I am. I am a bear.
April 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I find myself in places that are new often because I do not usually know where I am. I am a bear.
Lots of horrors to be upset by but the new ones for me are the Mr. Beast toys with his absolutely dead eyes and inhuman attempt at a smile plastered all over the packaging.
April 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Lots of horrors to be upset by but the new ones for me are the Mr. Beast toys with his absolutely dead eyes and inhuman attempt at a smile plastered all over the packaging.
If I were the UK, I wouldn’t make this kind of decision because then it would be reasonable for anyone to pants me in front of the courthouse and spank my bare butt for being such a dipshit little baby! But that’s me!
Justice Patrick Hodge said five judges at the court had ruled unanimously that "the terms 'woman' and 'sex' in the Equality Act refer to a biological woman and biological sex."
U.K. high court says trans women don't meet definition of women under equalities law
Justice Patrick Hodge said five judges at the court had ruled unanimously that "the terms 'woman' and 'sex' in the Equality Act refer to a biological woman and biological sex."
www.npr.org
April 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If I were the UK, I wouldn’t make this kind of decision because then it would be reasonable for anyone to pants me in front of the courthouse and spank my bare butt for being such a dipshit little baby! But that’s me!
The funniest thing about the Elon Musk and Assassin’s Creed marketing account thing is that it’s a guy who has to take a break from the coup he’s orchestrating to argue with a video game.
March 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The funniest thing about the Elon Musk and Assassin’s Creed marketing account thing is that it’s a guy who has to take a break from the coup he’s orchestrating to argue with a video game.
Yes, your honor, I am responsible for these crimes, but they all occurred under a whimsical disposition and thus do not count as crimes but rather fun little tricks and adventures.
March 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Yes, your honor, I am responsible for these crimes, but they all occurred under a whimsical disposition and thus do not count as crimes but rather fun little tricks and adventures.
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Sometimes you will need to yell. I am a bear.
March 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sometimes you will need to yell. I am a bear.
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Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
March 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
In Monster Hunter Wilds, there are two ways to solve all problems:
1. Kill a monster about it
2. Cook and eat a steak about it
1. Kill a monster about it
2. Cook and eat a steak about it
March 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In Monster Hunter Wilds, there are two ways to solve all problems:
1. Kill a monster about it
2. Cook and eat a steak about it
1. Kill a monster about it
2. Cook and eat a steak about it
I think it would be cool if whoever made this stupid shit never got to experience the love and warmth of another human being ever again and/or fell into a big ditch and died.
March 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I think it would be cool if whoever made this stupid shit never got to experience the love and warmth of another human being ever again and/or fell into a big ditch and died.
Avowed (2025) rules for a lot of reasons, but the most important one is that it allows me to live out a crucial power fantasy: killing a skeleton wizard with a big gun.
February 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Avowed (2025) rules for a lot of reasons, but the most important one is that it allows me to live out a crucial power fantasy: killing a skeleton wizard with a big gun.
When I realized the guy voicing Kai in Avowed is the same guy who voiced Garrus in Mass Effect, all I could wonder was if Kai knew how sweet our love was in another universe. Does he know how tenderly he held me as The Reapers’ grasp tightened, our adoration for one another shielding us from it all?
February 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When I realized the guy voicing Kai in Avowed is the same guy who voiced Garrus in Mass Effect, all I could wonder was if Kai knew how sweet our love was in another universe. Does he know how tenderly he held me as The Reapers’ grasp tightened, our adoration for one another shielding us from it all?
Reposted by Matthew Fugere
Reposted by Matthew Fugere
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Committing the Sin of Empathy by letting Wolf eat the sweet rice ball the Divine Heir makes for him in Sekiro.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Committing the Sin of Empathy by letting Wolf eat the sweet rice ball the Divine Heir makes for him in Sekiro.
currently in the “soup zone”
January 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
currently in the “soup zone”
2025 Games Completed (Thread)
#1: Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
#1: Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
January 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
2025 Games Completed (Thread)
#1: Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
#1: Yakuza 6: The Song of Life