Matthew Tate
@matthewctate.bsky.social
They/Them. Four comedy albums out on multiple platforms. Check out Matthew Tate wherever you listen!
Doing my first public show in six months tomorrow night! Come check it out, Huntsville!
June 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Doing my first public show in six months tomorrow night! Come check it out, Huntsville!
Ol' Gavin Greusome is at it again. The transphobic, xenophobic governor of California wants you to know he and his buddy Trump think human rights are distracting.
April 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ol' Gavin Greusome is at it again. The transphobic, xenophobic governor of California wants you to know he and his buddy Trump think human rights are distracting.
We're sharing a boat with a bunch of idiotic psychopaths.
April 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We're sharing a boat with a bunch of idiotic psychopaths.
I made a silly thing.
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I made a silly thing.
Still booking private shows in 2025! It was good to be back on stage again.
April 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Still booking private shows in 2025! It was good to be back on stage again.
Made Paneer Saag at home for the first time. It turned out really well!
March 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Made Paneer Saag at home for the first time. It turned out really well!
What happened to our current administration being concerned about "violent rapists coming into our country", huh?
March 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What happened to our current administration being concerned about "violent rapists coming into our country", huh?
My weird stalker of 10+ years is back at it again with another throwaway number and more phone harassment after countless times of telling him to stop contacting me.
Probably turning off my phone for the weekend. Again.
Probably turning off my phone for the weekend. Again.
March 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My weird stalker of 10+ years is back at it again with another throwaway number and more phone harassment after countless times of telling him to stop contacting me.
Probably turning off my phone for the weekend. Again.
Probably turning off my phone for the weekend. Again.
People like this (and I have one in the family, unfortunately) need to start having their kids taken away by the state.
March 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
People like this (and I have one in the family, unfortunately) need to start having their kids taken away by the state.
It's been awhile since Spotify's inconsistent Discovery Mode actually gave me decent promotion in a day. Long overdue.
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's been awhile since Spotify's inconsistent Discovery Mode actually gave me decent promotion in a day. Long overdue.
"Avocado Person" from my 2020 album "Game Set Trashed" just became my very first upload to reach 10k hits on YouTube! Joyous day!
March 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Avocado Person" from my 2020 album "Game Set Trashed" just became my very first upload to reach 10k hits on YouTube! Joyous day!
Screenshot from FB because 200 characters is too few to express how dire and pitiful this is.
February 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Screenshot from FB because 200 characters is too few to express how dire and pitiful this is.
This is why we have things like security clearances.
Musk is not even an official cabinet appointee, and has not even been vetted by Congress in the same manner that Trump's official appointees have been/are in the process of.
Musk is not even an official cabinet appointee, and has not even been vetted by Congress in the same manner that Trump's official appointees have been/are in the process of.
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is why we have things like security clearances.
Musk is not even an official cabinet appointee, and has not even been vetted by Congress in the same manner that Trump's official appointees have been/are in the process of.
Musk is not even an official cabinet appointee, and has not even been vetted by Congress in the same manner that Trump's official appointees have been/are in the process of.
This is how y'all look pitching a fit at grocery stores right now.
2 trips in the space of a few days, saw 2 different grown adults act like toddlers toward the poor staff because of eggs.
I made the first manchild feel like an idiot Thursday night, but I really didn't have the energy for it today.
2 trips in the space of a few days, saw 2 different grown adults act like toddlers toward the poor staff because of eggs.
I made the first manchild feel like an idiot Thursday night, but I really didn't have the energy for it today.
February 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is how y'all look pitching a fit at grocery stores right now.
2 trips in the space of a few days, saw 2 different grown adults act like toddlers toward the poor staff because of eggs.
I made the first manchild feel like an idiot Thursday night, but I really didn't have the energy for it today.
2 trips in the space of a few days, saw 2 different grown adults act like toddlers toward the poor staff because of eggs.
I made the first manchild feel like an idiot Thursday night, but I really didn't have the energy for it today.
Not even 10 days in, and Trump has already made it illegal for anyone in Congress to perform the most basic function of the office- voting as they feel is appropriate on motions brought to the floor.
Not even ten days in, and Trump has made it a felony for our elected officials to disagree with him.
Not even ten days in, and Trump has made it a felony for our elected officials to disagree with him.
January 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Not even 10 days in, and Trump has already made it illegal for anyone in Congress to perform the most basic function of the office- voting as they feel is appropriate on motions brought to the floor.
Not even ten days in, and Trump has made it a felony for our elected officials to disagree with him.
Not even ten days in, and Trump has made it a felony for our elected officials to disagree with him.
We're traumatizing an entire generation of children.
January 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We're traumatizing an entire generation of children.
Ready to do the thing one more time! Show starts at 7:00 here at Moody Mondays.
January 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ready to do the thing one more time! Show starts at 7:00 here at Moody Mondays.
Probably the last public show I'll be doing. As a queer person in America, I don't feel safe onstage in public spaces in this country anymore, especially in the South.
So, come out Tuesday, and let's have fun one more time.
So, come out Tuesday, and let's have fun one more time.
January 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Probably the last public show I'll be doing. As a queer person in America, I don't feel safe onstage in public spaces in this country anymore, especially in the South.
So, come out Tuesday, and let's have fun one more time.
So, come out Tuesday, and let's have fun one more time.