matthewcfield.bsky.social
@matthewcfield.bsky.social
LMFAO negotiate my own insurance what in the hell
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
How tf you do run out of money selling plastic figurines to overpaid manchildren

How.

They must have shit negotiators at the IP licensing table because I imagine that’s the vast majority of their spend.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love lithub 👑
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is there a service for ball-blasting lasers that doesn’t remove hair?

Asking for a friend
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“New type of “ I’m gonna stop you right there homie this ain’t new
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The man has dementia, but his makeup game is strong from a life of messybitchin’, so it’s actually about better than the average dementia sufferer of his age
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I think I get mowed down before I’m halfway through reading the manual to figure out how it works
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Dawg
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
they yanked an entire organ out through a little slice in my tummy dawg
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
this post gave me a fever
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Mmm soup
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The way it accelerates BOTH TIMES it targetlocks the mirror. Like a moth to a flame, but much much funnier
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
his tech company didn’t adopt AI and it died
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Gotdayum she roasted his ass
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Does it say Ganondorf or Ganondork? We’ll never know teeheehee
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Why would you wish this on anyone? Are you twisted?
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
what name is it
what does it do
ooh la la
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I like my friends far away and my family further, Great Divorce style
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Tal… you already ARE a short king. 👑
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM