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John Cats In My Tiddies
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I never had a meemaw in my daily or even monthly life, but I’ve since adopted an imaginary, nonspecific meemaw figure to fill the role in my psyche. It rules.
Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale

CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sexy Curtis Sliwa

Oh no
Sexy best pillow for neck and back pain

(😭😭🫠)
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
and they say poetry is dead
You'll be seeing colors with your butthole
October 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My kid popped open my pillow fort’s roof and chucked a beanie baby in before slamming the roof shut. Me, my wife, and our other kid were all huddled in there.

ISTG I had a flashback from a past life as some poor Vietnamese civilian meeting GIs for the first and last time.
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just Do It
Plex on a junkyard pc is all you need at first. My first media server was truenas running on an i5 4440. It lasted until i needed more sata ports.
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS
September 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Stopped by the lake on my bike ride. Hit the vape, gently, lovingly. With healthy karma. Five minutes later a border collie walked by with its friendly humans.
Me, to the humans: “Beautiful dog”
Humans, directly to the dog: “Yes you are! You’re the beautiful girl, yes, you!!”

Sometimes life is good
September 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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had an awesome experience today while i was out running. saw a kid lose his ball over the fence at school so i grabbed it, pointed at him, he gave me the nod, i hucked it way up into the air and he cauight it over his head. little guy, probably in first grade. all the kids started screaming
September 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. Since when can we rely on the law to tell us what’s right and wrong?
September 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Graham Linehan won't see your body shaming jokes but your friends with a giant, stupid-looking head will.
September 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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“6.3 million people are now skipping meals”. What the IMF is doing to Sri Lanka is actually barbarism.

www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...
Sri Lanka’s crisis shows how debt is devouring the Global South
From Africa to Asia to Latin America, billions go hungry while creditors profit.
www.aljazeera.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
no ring
August 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
no new pics where are you mentally
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Increasing market turbulence last few days, if you're an investor then heed the wise words of the Oracle of Omaha. 🙏
August 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who disagrees 🏳️‍⚧️
trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who disagrees 🏳️‍⚧️
trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who disagrees 🏳️‍⚧️
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone needs to shove Gavin Newsome and Eric Adams in the teleporter and put what comes out into a zoo, for the people.
August 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Good morning
August 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM