Matthew A. Hoffman
@matthewahoff.bsky.social
You may be a Hoff, but I am the Hoff. The definite article, you might say
Pam Whitten had guns pointed at your kids and 93% of the faculty voted against her, but sure, keep cheering for IU. Your version of IU bears no resemblance to the university.
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Pam Whitten had guns pointed at your kids and 93% of the faculty voted against her, but sure, keep cheering for IU. Your version of IU bears no resemblance to the university.
How many millions is this coach getting, while the university shutters undergrad and graduate programs and institutes a hiring freeze because of a self-imposed deficit?
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
How many millions is this coach getting, while the university shutters undergrad and graduate programs and institutes a hiring freeze because of a self-imposed deficit?
Are those one or two resolutions?
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Are those one or two resolutions?
You know who we need back? Osgood. Not just because she’s a fun character, but because she’s definitely a monster fucker (for science)
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
You know who we need back? Osgood. Not just because she’s a fun character, but because she’s definitely a monster fucker (for science)
Exactly! It’s the only thing anyone is watching for. Let’s see him kiss this
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Exactly! It’s the only thing anyone is watching for. Let’s see him kiss this
Another way the age of streaming shows has ruined things. Riker had 45 minutes to hook up with the alien of the week. Now I have to suffer through three more episodes of Pete McTighe’s writing in order to see what Barclay thinks about cloacae.
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Another way the age of streaming shows has ruined things. Riker had 45 minutes to hook up with the alien of the week. Now I have to suffer through three more episodes of Pete McTighe’s writing in order to see what Barclay thinks about cloacae.
“No no it’s so we sympathize with her. You have to be able to buy the relationship between Barclay and Salt.” Yeah yeah we all know what that relationship is gonna be. She has to look fuckable.
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“No no it’s so we sympathize with her. You have to be able to buy the relationship between Barclay and Salt.” Yeah yeah we all know what that relationship is gonna be. She has to look fuckable.
I’m all in favor of local building and loan businesses over rich fuck owned banks, but putting your uncle in charge of handling the petty cash isn’t a good decision, George. Give the money to the crow, instead. It deposits the money and takes a shit on the rich fuck at the same time.
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m all in favor of local building and loan businesses over rich fuck owned banks, but putting your uncle in charge of handling the petty cash isn’t a good decision, George. Give the money to the crow, instead. It deposits the money and takes a shit on the rich fuck at the same time.
Good time to remind everyone that the division between the sacred and the secular is itself the product of Christianity. I’m not sure “secular holiday” is even conceptually coherent
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good time to remind everyone that the division between the sacred and the secular is itself the product of Christianity. I’m not sure “secular holiday” is even conceptually coherent
The U.K. is a deeply fucked up country in how woven into their social fabric Christianity is, and how they can’t even notice it because they don’t think of themselves as religious. American Christianity is at least noisy enough to make it more obvious how Christmas is obviously a Christian holiday
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The U.K. is a deeply fucked up country in how woven into their social fabric Christianity is, and how they can’t even notice it because they don’t think of themselves as religious. American Christianity is at least noisy enough to make it more obvious how Christmas is obviously a Christian holiday
The story of a human representative who falls in love with a blue woman who’s a different species? Of course I’m watching TWBTLATS
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The story of a human representative who falls in love with a blue woman who’s a different species? Of course I’m watching TWBTLATS
I know nothing about sports and have no opinions regarding this; I just wanted to make a Music Man reference. As you were.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I know nothing about sports and have no opinions regarding this; I just wanted to make a Music Man reference. As you were.