mattharbert
@mattharbert.bsky.social
Comedy actor and writer. AFF 2nd rounder. Coverfly Red List. I ❤️ burritos. #prewga #sagaftra he/him Linktr.ee/mattharbert
How many paper straws do I have to drink from to balance out 2 million liters of diesel?
August 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
How many paper straws do I have to drink from to balance out 2 million liters of diesel?
Hope everyone is enjoying the holiday!
July 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hope everyone is enjoying the holiday!
Finished the first draft of an unauthorized feature based off of a 1989 music video. It took forever. Please clap. #screenwriting #screenwriter
June 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Finished the first draft of an unauthorized feature based off of a 1989 music video. It took forever. Please clap. #screenwriting #screenwriter
This is if Anthony Keidis worked at an airport
March 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is if Anthony Keidis worked at an airport
Yes investors I know we have yet to prove the billions we’ve put into AI and its usefulness may I present to you -
March 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Yes investors I know we have yet to prove the billions we’ve put into AI and its usefulness may I present to you -
Tonight! It’s Ron Lynch’s variety show Tomorrow! I’m doing something! I haven’t decided yet quit bugging me!
March 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Tonight! It’s Ron Lynch’s variety show Tomorrow! I’m doing something! I haven’t decided yet quit bugging me!
No spending whatsoever Feb 28
February 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
No spending whatsoever Feb 28
That’s right I’m self promoting on here, meaning Bluesky is now official.
February 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That’s right I’m self promoting on here, meaning Bluesky is now official.
This is if System of a Down covered Espresso. Possibly the most important thing going on right now.
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This is if System of a Down covered Espresso. Possibly the most important thing going on right now.
You aren’t taking a social media platform seriously until you post a show promo.
Sketch comedy from MOXIE at Pack Theater, Sunday 9pm
Sketch comedy from MOXIE at Pack Theater, Sunday 9pm
January 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You aren’t taking a social media platform seriously until you post a show promo.
Sketch comedy from MOXIE at Pack Theater, Sunday 9pm
Sketch comedy from MOXIE at Pack Theater, Sunday 9pm
Not posting about politics for the next god d
January 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Not posting about politics for the next god d
Wow the discourse is getting insane.
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Wow the discourse is getting insane.
Writing update. Hope everyone is safe.
January 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Writing update. Hope everyone is safe.
Anyone who’s tried cognitive behavioral therapy likely knows how untrue it feels during depression. So I split myself in two and had a conversation. Hope to have this done by the end of the year.
December 15, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Anyone who’s tried cognitive behavioral therapy likely knows how untrue it feels during depression. So I split myself in two and had a conversation. Hope to have this done by the end of the year.
I’m not sure if this is the place for me to do show promos but doing live comedy is a big part of my life so anyway doing sketch comedy tonight and hosting the open mic after!
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I’m not sure if this is the place for me to do show promos but doing live comedy is a big part of my life so anyway doing sketch comedy tonight and hosting the open mic after!
The last 2 years I have gotten really into surfing. It’s been great for my mental health during really slow show business time and (gestures toward everything). Hope you all can find what your version of surfing is.
November 15, 2024 at 4:29 PM
The last 2 years I have gotten really into surfing. It’s been great for my mental health during really slow show business time and (gestures toward everything). Hope you all can find what your version of surfing is.
Sometimes people like the writing that I write
July 6, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Sometimes people like the writing that I write
I don’t know how to end corporate greed but I do know how to order novelty sized pizza. Hope the strikers enjoy a snack after a day of picketing. #WGAStrong #SAGAFTRAsolidarity
May 3, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I don’t know how to end corporate greed but I do know how to order novelty sized pizza. Hope the strikers enjoy a snack after a day of picketing. #WGAStrong #SAGAFTRAsolidarity
