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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
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pls take a 10s emotional break and look at my cat
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
pls take a 10s emotional break and look at my cat
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You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊
November 30, 2024 at 1:06 PM
You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊
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Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.
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Religion does NOT belong in our schools!
Agreed? ✋
Agreed? ✋
December 1, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Religion does NOT belong in our schools!
Agreed? ✋
Agreed? ✋
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This might be the scariest pumpkin I’ve ever seen
October 27, 2024 at 7:45 PM
This might be the scariest pumpkin I’ve ever seen
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The meme I didn't know I needed
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The meme I didn't know I needed
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Can’t stress enough if you plan to attend a protests, turn your phone off miles from the site & don’t turn it back on until you’re miles away. Go ahead and buy a faraday bag. It’s not crazy.
NEW: Trump selects Russ Vought, architect of Project 2025, to lead White House budget office
Vought helped Trump craft plans to purge the Justice Department, deploy the military to quash civilian unrest, & massively expand presidential power over spending
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Vought helped Trump craft plans to purge the Justice Department, deploy the military to quash civilian unrest, & massively expand presidential power over spending
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Trump selects budget chief to 'dismantle the Deep State’
The president-elect selected the author of a chapter of Project 2025 for a senior administration posting.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Can’t stress enough if you plan to attend a protests, turn your phone off miles from the site & don’t turn it back on until you’re miles away. Go ahead and buy a faraday bag. It’s not crazy.
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Every time I hear people say that we all live in Idiocracy I remind them that even President Comancho believed in science and appointed the world's smartest human to combat climate change
November 22, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Every time I hear people say that we all live in Idiocracy I remind them that even President Comancho believed in science and appointed the world's smartest human to combat climate change
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night
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It’s fun watching the juxtaposition of Baby Hippo Celebrities.
Fiona was a baby angel, can-do-nothing-wrong.
Moo Deng is a screaming pot roast.
Fiona was a baby angel, can-do-nothing-wrong.
Moo Deng is a screaming pot roast.
September 14, 2024 at 5:58 PM
It’s fun watching the juxtaposition of Baby Hippo Celebrities.
Fiona was a baby angel, can-do-nothing-wrong.
Moo Deng is a screaming pot roast.
Fiona was a baby angel, can-do-nothing-wrong.
Moo Deng is a screaming pot roast.
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In another case of voter intimidation, Ron DeSantis is sending investigators to the homes of people who signed a petition to put abortion on the ballot in Florida newrepublic.com/post/185704/...
September 8, 2024 at 2:21 AM
In another case of voter intimidation, Ron DeSantis is sending investigators to the homes of people who signed a petition to put abortion on the ballot in Florida newrepublic.com/post/185704/...