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I played too many games and now I'm a unix professional. Warn your kids

Also yay cats, plants, cooking, and the eventual societal uprising we all desperately crave ♥
Hearing that Starbucks is putting olive oil in their coffee now... Has to be the quickest downfall of a major brand I've seen since Target

Support your baristas @sbworkersunited.org

#boycott #shartbucks
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This is so good
June 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This morning I was cut off by someone with the license plate "KYS"

While upsetting, I was happy to learn that League players are getting some fresh air
March 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
🔥 ''Elon Musk is not a scientist, he is not an engineer. He is a billionaire con man with a lot of money.'' 🔥
Elon Musk and his 19-year-olds have now disrupted the approval of medical devices that save lives.

Every member of Congress bears a responsibility to stop this right now.
February 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
February 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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OpenAI right now
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The #DeepSeek shit is hilarious. "Oh no, a competitor in the market; is that even allowed??"
January 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Surprise 2025 side quest adventures... Homemade hummus

~TAHINI~
• 1/2 cup sesame seeds (restaurant wholesale is your friend)
• 1/4 olive oil
• tspn of toasted sesame oil
• Pinch of fine kosher salt

Obliterate

~HUMMUS~
• Tahini
• Large can of chickpeas
• 1/4 lemon juice
• Toppings/seasoning

Smash
January 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I don't know where else to rant, but fuck the difference between U+201C/U+201D vs U+0022

Spent like 3 hours troubleshooting something b/c I had a “ vs a " in my command
January 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM