Congrats to Inter Miami for
- Hosting a tiny final in their tiny suburban stadium
- Getting thoroughly outplayed in that stadium
- Managing to be the luckier team

Inter Miami are such an insufferable bunch of crybabies.
As a Seattle fan I obviously already knew this but man the more I watch them play the more annoying they get.
Jordi Alba in particular can kick rocks.

Pocchetino is building the World Cup squad around Cristian Roldan, Diego Luna, Sebastian Berhalter and Alex Freeman, this man's ball knowledge is actually off the charts I'm afraid to say.

God tier monorail use case

Watching the replays of #PSG deflected goal against #SeattleSounders, I said to myself “so fucking lucky”. The broadcast then cuts to a close up of Paul Rothrock shaking his head and though I’m not the best lip reader, it was crystal clear that he also said “so fucking lucky” lmao Paul is all of us

A Pedro de la Vega and Paul Rothrock double sub is about as elite of a hair game sub as you can make in #MLS #EBFG

Honestly not enough people are talking about the fact that #InterMiami got a cakewalk clown ass group after getting a charity spot in the #ClubWorldCup while the #Sounders, the only MLS team to actually earn their berth into the CWC, got the indisputable group of death lmao