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MattDistraction 🐀
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Matthew "D" Stractin'
Certified Taffer and occasional actor of voice.
Hear me in Viscerafest, Thief: The Black Parade, or from under your floorboards
Hell, this doesn't even have the "panting and sweating" part of the line. Terri Brosius as SHODAN is known to Do Things to many people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZM...
SHODAN - Look at you, hacker...
YouTube video by Rexferitus
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April 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Alright back to the slime I go
November 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Umm this is such an outdated take. You have to also inject yourself with infant metroid dna to cure your central nervous system of the parasite known as "X" and baby I'm not talkin about the social media platform!!
March 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I will get worse. And THAT'S a promise
February 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Dink... I thought his name was Link???
February 21, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Desperately googling "Twomen" but it only brings up photos of two men. This is impossible
February 13, 2024 at 4:25 PM
While not a traditional fantasy setting MOTHER 3 can be read this way
February 13, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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I have made my own mod list that rounds up AI/NFT shills too if any of you are interested.
February 11, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Gotta claim your crippling skooma addiction as merely a part of your cover. It's all just a part of the op
February 8, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Lumptember, the secret thirteenth month. Happens every year and everyone forgets. But I don't forget. I can't forget the things I've seen
February 8, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Morpho! Because they're Blue Morphos! You hear me? MORPHOOO
February 8, 2024 at 3:57 AM
That's just the mushrooms talking. But the mushrooms in my ears listen, and they absolutely agree
November 22, 2023 at 10:57 PM
*shoving clothes in the tumble dryer installed in his chest* "I serve... the public trust."
November 22, 2023 at 1:34 AM