A trash bag shall be your funeral shroud

Regular eye contact is an essential part of maintaining a friendly conversation

Mario, coming to take you to the Land of the Dead

Taking a little siesta

Posing for a photo op, honoring the City's mayor for her years of service to the community.

They did this in public, everyone had to watch. It was filthy

Local construction worker wakes up dead drunk inside a dumpster, remembers nothing about the night before

The last known photo of Mario, before entering Scatman's World and being lost forever

I'm gonna post up my Mario Odyssey screenshots up here, they still make me very happy. I'm not always one to care for a photo mode but if I can make silly things with it that's all I really want

Halloween D&D story. The party was up against a hag living in a mobile hut, built on a giant cursed froghemoth.
The hag was accidentally swallowed by it, and one of the pcs did a simple remove curse, shrinking it back to normal. Both it & the hag looked up for a moment, & the hut crushed them both.

We used to have a pure and innocent society. Whatever happened to the good old days we had here? How can we return? Does anyone want to try this with me. please

"Oh for cryin' out lou- WHADDYA WANT? Hold on, got someone on da phone here, lookin' for a Japanese fella, name of 'Vee Dayo?' Anybody? Is there an Adult Japanese Vee Dayo in da bar?"

It's that time of year. Drink it up motherfucker. Slurp slurp

Petitioning Bill Watterson to appear publicly for the first time in years, shredded as hell, out of his retirement for the express purpose of beating this person to death with his bare fists

Reminiscing about the time my friends and I were waiting for our DM to finish preparations in roll20 and we all painted the Mona Lisa together