Matt, Jort Lord
mattdiddy.bsky.social
Matt, Jort Lord
@mattdiddy.bsky.social
Brewer. Aspiring Trophy Husband. Warrior Poet. My mom thinks I'm funny.
Love when I'm in the middle of doing 2 things at work and a coworker asks me to drop them so I can help him with his job
October 11, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
September 19, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Bosses be like: we're gonna stick with the current production schedule even though 3 out of 6 production employees are out with COVID.
September 22, 2023 at 12:29 AM
What I wouldn't give for a glycol chiller that can actually keep tanks of beer cold in 90 degree heat
August 16, 2023 at 3:05 PM
This kinda water just hits different fr.
August 3, 2023 at 1:09 AM
May do some gerrymandering today who's in?
July 29, 2023 at 4:50 PM
For some reason everyone at work leaves 1 parking spot in between eachothers' cars when we show up in the morning. It's like we're dudes at a row of urinals or something.
July 27, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Andrew Koji in Warrior does a really good job paying homage to Bruce Lee
July 27, 2023 at 3:38 AM
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reconnecting with my twitter mutuals:
July 24, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Think I'm gonna get back into disc golf. Fun and free way to spend a couple of hours, my disc bag has foom for a few beers. I've been away for to long
July 20, 2023 at 10:58 PM
New season of Futurama?!?!
July 18, 2023 at 1:50 AM
InterParish volleyball tournament today. Those nerds from other parishes are going down.
July 15, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Wow. I'm here. I finally made it.
July 14, 2023 at 9:40 PM