Matt Davis
@mattdavis.bsky.social
Seen at JFL Montreal, JFL42, KLICfest, Bengaluru CF, Ed Fringe, bunch of others, toured thru 60+ countries, blah, blah, blah. Very pro naps.
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Problem same places and methods as last time it was all the rage.
July 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Problem same places and methods as last time it was all the rage.
This is a much more salient and helpful phrasing than my own yelling of “I’m sorry you don’t know how anything works!”
May 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is a much more salient and helpful phrasing than my own yelling of “I’m sorry you don’t know how anything works!”
This article misses the existence of regional monopolies on electricity in the U.S., and their influence. In Alabama you essentially must pay an extortion fee to them to have solar, that can exceed the cost to not.
May 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This article misses the existence of regional monopolies on electricity in the U.S., and their influence. In Alabama you essentially must pay an extortion fee to them to have solar, that can exceed the cost to not.
Don’t even get me started on this topic haha
April 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Don’t even get me started on this topic haha
If I recall correctly they brought it back, but I think the person gets to choose? Vaguely recall something about that
March 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If I recall correctly they brought it back, but I think the person gets to choose? Vaguely recall something about that
This entire thing is about revamping the marketing of a crappy product.
It’s “how do those of us in this room keep tricking people into voting for us.”
“Change nothing and call it a death tax!,” type thinking.
It’s “how do those of us in this room keep tricking people into voting for us.”
“Change nothing and call it a death tax!,” type thinking.
March 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This entire thing is about revamping the marketing of a crappy product.
It’s “how do those of us in this room keep tricking people into voting for us.”
“Change nothing and call it a death tax!,” type thinking.
It’s “how do those of us in this room keep tricking people into voting for us.”
“Change nothing and call it a death tax!,” type thinking.
That’s a slippery slope to a first bump
March 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That’s a slippery slope to a first bump
“in a different sort of regime, oversees mass starvation” YET!
February 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“in a different sort of regime, oversees mass starvation” YET!
Not much really. Just a dude listing independent things bookended by his belief that deregulation is more important than human lives.
February 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Not much really. Just a dude listing independent things bookended by his belief that deregulation is more important than human lives.
Waiting to read this so I can pretend he’s using the FBI to hunt for the largest man. 🍆 😘
February 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Waiting to read this so I can pretend he’s using the FBI to hunt for the largest man. 🍆 😘
You could also spell it Türkiye and not need the infantile “the country!”
But that would require you to be a news channel and not a content creator.
But that would require you to be a news channel and not a content creator.
February 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You could also spell it Türkiye and not need the infantile “the country!”
But that would require you to be a news channel and not a content creator.
But that would require you to be a news channel and not a content creator.
… the aristocrats!
February 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
… the aristocrats!
It’s adorable you take him at his word.
February 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s adorable you take him at his word.
Phones away until recess.
February 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Phones away until recess.
Yes but the nerds are Nerds candy and every time he kicks one a 60s era POW appears with a QR code you can scan for a coupon for Nerds candy, as he checks his [brand name to be determined] watch and mumbles “it must be kicking time”
February 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yes but the nerds are Nerds candy and every time he kicks one a 60s era POW appears with a QR code you can scan for a coupon for Nerds candy, as he checks his [brand name to be determined] watch and mumbles “it must be kicking time”
“The apparatus that got us here can’t undo it.”
Wonderfully put, and thus far wildly ignored.
Wonderfully put, and thus far wildly ignored.
February 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“The apparatus that got us here can’t undo it.”
Wonderfully put, and thus far wildly ignored.
Wonderfully put, and thus far wildly ignored.
The logic Pritzker is offering is blaming the buyer of the snake oil, rather than the seller; rather than the industry that manufactures or the legislators who allow it to be sold.
Is the buyer an idiot?
Yes.
Should it be legal to prey on idiots?
“Why, that’s just good business!”
Is the buyer an idiot?
Yes.
Should it be legal to prey on idiots?
“Why, that’s just good business!”
February 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The logic Pritzker is offering is blaming the buyer of the snake oil, rather than the seller; rather than the industry that manufactures or the legislators who allow it to be sold.
Is the buyer an idiot?
Yes.
Should it be legal to prey on idiots?
“Why, that’s just good business!”
Is the buyer an idiot?
Yes.
Should it be legal to prey on idiots?
“Why, that’s just good business!”
Well let’s get him a jumpsuit and a toilet and let the story play out
February 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Well let’s get him a jumpsuit and a toilet and let the story play out
lol good zinger. Remember that time your wife worked for a wannabe dictator and he’d occasionally talk smack about you and then you’d be all
“my wife’s boss hates me, donate money to my twitter account company that pays my consultancy most of that money”
haha good times.
“my wife’s boss hates me, donate money to my twitter account company that pays my consultancy most of that money”
haha good times.
February 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
lol good zinger. Remember that time your wife worked for a wannabe dictator and he’d occasionally talk smack about you and then you’d be all
“my wife’s boss hates me, donate money to my twitter account company that pays my consultancy most of that money”
haha good times.
“my wife’s boss hates me, donate money to my twitter account company that pays my consultancy most of that money”
haha good times.